Caporegime
What in god's name is this.
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I've started running because I'm male, middle class, and white, also old
What does that even mean? What are you saying here?
What does that even mean? What are you saying here?
I'm shocked you don't get all your calories lost from the amount of nonsense you write per day.I've started running because I'm male, middle class, and white, also old which sucks but not old-old like your nan, more old like when you don't understand all of the words that your daughter uses to communicate something where 'rad' would have done but no, the young ones need to make up new and confusing words in part to annoy old people but also the third law of thermodynamics, which I suppose is okay because that's how progression or entropy works and a change of state is not always a bad thing.
I have a coach. His name is Coach Bennet, first name Chris. New phone, who dis?
I am a passable but not great runner but that's not the point of this thread. When you're plodding through the distance (this is a metaphor; ask your English teacher) and you just need to keep on keeping on it can be pretty handy to have someone in your ear. To distract, to encourage, maybe to make you think. Maybe to pause, too, or maybe to speed up a bit. Or slow down. He does bad dad jokes which are the best jokes and also knows a thing or two about the thing I'm trying not to think about which itself is a pretty great trick and makes the distance something worth getting through.
Do you guys have a Huckleberry Finn?
just LOL if you don't use Ben Folds' lyrics as a way of metric to inform everyone else (in this thread) [(this thread being the one you are reading)] of what you're thinking.What does that even mean? What are you saying here?
I ran 36km last week (not fast - average of 5'45 splits) and went to the gym 3 times, now that it's open again. My nonsense doesn't have a weight limit but it shouldI'm shocked you don't get all your calories lost from the amount of nonsense you write per day.
It's like Claudia Winkleman discovered a massive bag of drugs and decided to become an internet forum nerd.
just LOL if you don't use Ben Folds' lyrics as a way of metric to inform everyone else (in this thread) [(this thread being the one you are reading)] of what you're thinking.
I ran 36km last week (not fast - average of 5'45 splits) and went to the gym 3 times, now that it's open again. My nonsense doesn't have a weight limit but it should
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