Hello. My name is Amir Massoud Tofangsazan and i live in Barnet. I'm 19 but pretend to be a lot older and like to pretend that I'm a big businessman when I'm not actually that clever. on 29th November 2005 I sold a laptop on eBay. You can view the auction below. (Do you like the picture of me I took with my webcam?).
Although the buyer paid the £375 total within a few days, it took me nearly two months before i bothered to post the laptop. What the buyer didn't know was that it differed slightly from its description on ebay. Rather than having 2Gb of RAM, it only had 512Mb. It also didnt have a DVD-RW as described. Perhaps most importantly of all, the laptop didn't actually work! haha genius! Selling a 'working' laptop that doesn't work! Despite polite requests from the seller, I denied anything was wrong and refused to refund his money, then i agreed to but of course didn't. Then I claimed to have moved to Dubai and hoped he'd forget about it.
But he didn't forget about it. He took the hard disk out and behold! one laptop crammed with pictures that I really should have deleted before trying to sell it!
There was lots and lots (and lots and lots and lots) of pornography;
Some foot fetish porn;
Some gay porn;
photos of the London bombings;
and 9/11;
photos of whoever this is...?!;
these lovely ladies;
and these;
topless photos of myself;
many, many (90 to be exact) pictures of woman's legs that i took on the train with my camera phone;
whatever the **** these are supposed to be;
In addition i also had all my bank details, my mum's bank details, scans of my mum's passport and driving license, (I wont show those here though);
a photocopy of my passport (with the date (badly) altered);
and various copies of my CV (all with different GCSE grades) as well as full access to MSN and hotmail (it just signed in automatically, whoops!).
The buyer of my laptop was understandably miffed at being ripped off but highly amused at finding this wide selection of information so easily accessible. What else could he do but publish this information on the internet for the whole world to see what a sad man I really am!
If you think i should pay him back the £375 that I stole from him, email me at
[email protected].
I've tried to claim that it wasn't my laptop and that it belonged to an 'employee' of mine. Why then did it have my CV, photos of me, my passport, my MSN and my bank details on it?, as well as this picture of me sitting in front of the laptop?!
Hmmm, i guess I'm just a bad liar! Anyway, let me know what you think of my fraudulent behaviour!
Lots of love
Amir XXX
) and suffered the consequenses of not cleannig his Hard Drive 
