Release the ED-209s!
The little wooden dowels used in flat pack furniture to hold sections of MDF together. Any decent DIY store should stock packets to them in...
Those screws should come out, allowing you to open up the slots they go through with a file so you can use much larger diameter screws.
The original feminists wouldn’t recognise their movement today.
Have them all shot and replaced by a series of shell scripts.
My wife and I always made sure that our daughter’s biological father (divorced when they were 5 and 3) got to see the girls twice...
Time to introduce Death Race 2000 rules. The original, not the schonky remake.
Good news. At least it’s only been thrashed on the road then.
Get one with the reg made out of bits of Gucci belt?
Agreed. Needs subtitles.
Is the sump plug drilled and lockwired?
For Apple to make their usual 35% profit at £700, iPhone 11 would be iPhone 7SE.
It depends. All tech companies try to get as much IP as possible to minimise what royalties they pay. There’s a whole bunch of “horse-trading”...
For you Tommy, ze war ist over!
Even when you think everything’s switched off, use one of those current probes to check.
Having power distributed across 3 buildings with 6...
Cleaning the bottom of our swimming pool. Gradually getting a very tired and unloved tiled pool back into shape.
Getting a winter cover for it...
Used to be 3-4 of us who all travelled back into town on public transport (office near LHR) and would stop for a pint or two a couple of times a...
I’m so glad my concert-going days ended before smartphones existed.
That would be terrible if it was 12V DC car wiring. As it’s 240V AC in a house, whomever did that should be jailed.
Time to go Full John Wick on the Lycra Loonie.
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