I don't really care what my dentist uses as his title as long as he does a good job.
I have a PhD.
This seems like the gayest internet sensation so far.
The minimum wage backlash amused me. When I worked for woolworths I got minimum wage.
It's a job in a shop. Of course the pay isn't great!
Jesus christ man, facebook done you a favour.
I operate a protection racket in the area your shop is based.
2 Kola cubes and 3 Black jacks per week please.
Where did you bring it to?
Thread summary: "I wake up tired, should I sleep longer?"
I shall post an excerpt of one of my favourite posts from the year.
"It all started last year in the college when I was walking with my friend in...
Thanks for the picture evidence OP. It makes the thread.
Berlin. To see Rammstein. :D
I arrived a few days before to do some sightseeing as well.
I had hope in humanity.
That hope is gone.
Hey folks, if you can fill this out it would be sweet. They are looking for people who are students and are currently or have done online dating....
I want the spongebob drum kit.
EDIT: £80? Pfff
She should have know that you would miss her, because you changed the way you kissed her.
Wub wub wub.
The OP reminded me of a girl I went on a date with once and subsequently raped.
How much did you get for it?
Ahaha, a blunder by the OP that was totally eclipsed by blastman.
Perhaps they will listen to you if you dress more authoritatively.
Try wearing a balaclava.
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