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    Squirrel with a Gun

    Is this going to be another Goat Simulator (and multiple spin-offs)?
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    ***The High-Res Screenshot Thread!***

    same here, I started out on a ZX81: 3D Monster Maze, 3D Defender and Psion Flight Simulator
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    **British Armed Forces Discussion Thread**

    'Army allows beards' Trying to recruit more troops from a certain group whose religion requires them to wear beards perchance? Or at least showing they are trying to solve *one* of the many problems the armed forces face, most of which are out of their control.
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    plan for collapse of Thames Water

    nationalisation - cue a long stream of private 'consultants' and contractors appointed by the government to run their shiny brand new nationalised utility
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    plan for collapse of Thames Water

    Succeed and reap the benefits, fail and let someone else deal with the consequences - win-win if you happen to be top management of a private-public partnership
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    Should Britain give back items accumulated from different countries?

    Perhaps we should return them in the state they would have been rendered into if Elgin hadn't brought them off a bunch of greek peasants: take a hammer to them and turn them into rubble.
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    ~~~~ **** Our new Christmas logo - Vote here **** ~~~~

    I'd say number 4 fits in quite nicely with the general tone of the OCUK youtube adverts: quirky chaotic humour
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    Flying ant invasion

    The same engine was used for a zombie themed game 'Zombie Zombie', plus there is a ZX81 version of 3d Ant Attack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bs-v3Sv7Hs
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    A TikTok influencer is my new neighbour. *Heavy Sigh*

    dismantle a mic dismantle a microwave and remove all the safety interlocks, then microwave his wifi router
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    What words / phrases don't you like?

    Maybe American 'food' might be stretching the meaning of 'organic'
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    HAPPY SUMMER SOLSTICE

    This what the summer solstice reminds me of: Horror at 30,000 feet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LYxO_LKYq0
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    Man parks van on roof of apartment block to avoid parking fines

    No doubt he was fined 'through the roof'
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    Mad Onion

    Still got my first motherboard, an Abit BH-6 I ran the infamous Intel Celeron 300a slot1 CPU on (450Mhz for the price of 300MHz). Had it up and running a couple of years back testing all the old PC parts I have squirelled away (Anyone remember the Ageia PhysX PCI cards?)
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    Mad Onion

    messing around autoexec.bat and com files to get your mouse, soundcard and ethernet drivers loaded
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    DCS: A-10C Warthog (first screens!)

    DCS comes with the Su-25T and T-51 (unarmed version of the P-51 Mustang WW2 fighter) as part of the free DCS core install
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    Public emergency alerts to be sent to all UK mobile phones

    'bend over and say goodbye to your posterior, nuclear hellfire is coming your way'
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    Public emergency alerts to be sent to all UK mobile phones

    beep beep trigger warning! trigger warning! someone tweeted someting unkind on twitter! Retire to your safe space immediately to avoid irreperable damage to your pysche!
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    *** Official DCS World Thread ***

    Anyone tried the new multithreaded open beta yet?
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    Worst tv advert?

    crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside... Armadillos! I dont mind this advert, the Haryy Enfield Dime Bar ads are some of the funniest going. For ads that make me want to stick knitting needles in my ears: the current 'Flash' floor cleaner ads.
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    Everyone is Baldrick now - environment secretary suggests we eat turnips

    Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64745258 Environment Secretary Therese Coffey has suggested turnips could be a suitable alternative while other vegetables remain in short supply.
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