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Is that right? Do you know me? I'm not going to lose too much sleep over what a forum full of narcissitic sex gods thinks I may or may not look like, I promise you. I just wonder what the point of this thread really is, given that anyone that doesnt conform to the OP's 'opinion' is open to...

Choc crumbs on the keyboard are such a pain in the very substantial arris. My tongue doesnt fit between the gaps in the keys :(

I'm nothing if not resourceful. Years of biffadom makes me ultra skilled at one handed typing :D

Not being a size 8 with massive bazookers, I'm far too lazy to do any such thing. An after all, this is just my opinion, feel free to dismiss it as the thick ramblings of a fat bird.

What a great, constructive thread. Anyone that isn't 'slim' is likely to be lazy, dumb, blah blah blah. No personal insults but broad sweeping ones are acceptable. You can have an opinion but if it isn't towing the 'corporate line' then it's the wrong opinion. Lovely.

I got very very drunk when I was four by going around all the rellies and sipping their sherry one Xmas. Apparently they found me asleep under the dining table.

I nearly caved and put ours up this weekend but have managed to delay for another few days. My kids get so excited they are totally burnt out by the time Christmas arrives and at least one of them is usually poorly. I'd usually do it the weekend before Christmas but it's a bit close this year...

It would scare me silly and I'd be looking for a new place to live.

To be able to pull off a good xmas for the kids this year. It's just us, scarey bananas!

They dont even know what it is. Nuffink wrong with meeting internetz peepz

The canteen had Wispas in today, the room was full of people having Wispasms.

Good luck! Course they will! Ask 'em (and make sure someone is videoing while you do ;) )

Congratulations! Monty and Pru are ace names!! :)

Are you ALWAYS this impatient?! Anyway, here are some very unfancy pics, it needs a proper clean blah blah blah but it's HERE!! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! I'm really pleased with it and have spent a happy hour hoolying around in it. Then went over the paperwork. Seems the mileage...

Rich L should come with a health warning! :p You will be assimilated, resistance is futile!

Nice!! Looks a bit awkward though bless 'im.

I haven't picked it up yet! This afternoon at 3pm, once I've finished snotting over saying goodbye to my present car, I will take pics. :p

Jonny, you're my favourite boffin! :D

I'm p/exing my car tomorrow and I'll be really sad to see it go. It's nothing special to drive (Terrano II 2.7td) but it's been a solid, reliable workhorse. I achieved a lot thanks to being able to tow with it, I can reverse a horse trailer into a gap about 4 inches bigger than the trailer now...

The first dog I owned after leaving home was a Malamute :) She was stunning to look at, about as aggressive as a feather duster and would howl every time she heard a siren (not funny when you live 30 metres form the A13). They are crap guard dogs, they're pretty indifferent to everyone other...