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Someone called a sighting of him in at Banbury Train station yesterday, police attended and quickly worked out it wasn't actually him. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-66756965

I wore a psychedelic Hawaiian shirt featuring skulls and mushrooms to my dads funeral. (Also black moleskin trousers and Timberlands).

I've just gone halves on a coffin. At least I saved the £2 on a Father's Day card. R.I.P. Dad, 1927-2023

I was putting up a tent at a crime scene in November last year in a short sleeved shirt, all the big burly coppers and copperesses were all complaining of the cold wrapped up in their big outdoor coats. Lightweights.

Working all weekend, two days at double-bubble. Noice! Hope the ne'er-do-wells and toerags behave themselves...

If you do get to Duxford, look out for the AEW Fairey Gannet, my dad flew that actual one when he was in the Fleet Air Arm.

Just booked flights and hotels for me and the boy to Lithuania in May. We're going to see Rammstein in Vilnius. Two nights in Vilnius and one in Kaunas, making a mini-break of it. No images as I cba with screenshots of booking confirmation screens. Just messaged him, he said his Lithuanian...

Yah, absolutely Ron.

I'm the only driver in our family, so don't get to be a passenger much. Recently I was in the passenger seat of a massive police van full of kit en route to a scene and they wanted it blue-lighted there quick. Never been so scared and exhilarated at the same time!

Holy necropost Batman. Welcome back @Dinomania

Your friend needs feeding into a wood chipper. Feet first. Slowly.

My erection has been featured on the BBC news website a few times. (First picture.) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-59116657

We had a bill for "unlawful detention" totalling about £15,000 after a FoTL got arrested after failing to attend court. It went to legal services and they ignored it.

C'mon Russia, Asimov didn't come up with those three laws for you to not put them in your chess-bot.

Someone I work with was paying £1400 a month for childcare.

1970's Pot Noodles were much nicer with all the artificial colours, artificial flavours, artificial preservatives and not a lot else.

Many years ago, I was at work on the back door at Harvey Nicks on a night shift and was eating an apple. I forgot how to eat and tried to breathe the bite of apple I'd just taken in. Thought I was a gonner, but after I staggered outside, I self-Heimliched by punching myself in the stomach...

We've been together nigh on 20 years, she knows how much she's worth to me. Maybe a bit more than 59p... :cry:

Isambard. With the middle name Kingdom, obviously.

I bought her a card, it was 59p. (She's worth more than that but I hate artificial occasions.)