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  1. Violent-J

    Blocked driveway - ignorant git

    Grade 1: Let his tyres down. Grade 2: Put a banana up his exhaust pipe and then a johnny on the end. Grade 3: Get 3 slim roman candle fireworks. Insert in exhauast pipe and light.
  2. Violent-J

    Bench advice please

    You'd be better off with an olympic bar and weights than barbell though.
  3. Violent-J

    Hypno/Psychotherapy in or around Bristol.

    That's a shame, yellow snow is yummy
  4. Violent-J

    Comes in three's?

    Rather nasty, you gonna claim on insurance?
  5. Violent-J

    Live DJ, Good tunes :)

    http://phatbeats.net/PhatBeatsTVWM.php Some phat beats goin down, live dj, shout outs, listen in.
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    Richard Branson to donate £3bn to fight climate change

    What a good man, fair play to him. A great Briton.
  7. Violent-J

    Key Issues Currently Facing Tesco

    I'd imagine so, tesco value jewellry.. keke
  8. Violent-J

    Hammond Critical - Top Gear Car Crash!

    I've just donated, a very good cause. GET WELL SOON HAMSTER.
  9. Violent-J

    Another idiot on the road...

    P plates? Those green ones? Are they a legal requirement for people who just passed because I got straight home and went for a spin with nothing
  10. Violent-J

    Merge in turn vigilantes

    Testify!
  11. Violent-J

    Hammond Critical - Top Gear Car Crash!

    Blimey, hope he gets better, his ITV chat show was an absolute pile of **** but I like Brainiac: Science Abuse, quite funny and of course Top Gear which is where he shines IMO
  12. Violent-J

    Anyone a Special Constable or cop?

    Please read this thread which documents how entirely useless and a waste of tax payers money CSOs are: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17608510&highlight=halesowen
  13. Violent-J

    Anyone a Special Constable or cop?

    Infact CSOs are a complete waste of space, the OP is correct. Good luck with the specials, I say go for it mate if you are in the position to do so. I will be a police officer one day.
  14. Violent-J

    Sick bags at the ready please....

    Not to my tastes.
  15. Violent-J

    Rev your car by a muslim and your racist?!

    TBH right I wouldn't care if it might be an off duty copper or not, if someone told me to stop revving my engine which as far as I know is what you're supposed to do in a car and how they work, yet in no way illegal, they would get a big ********************** *** from me too.
  16. Violent-J

    So what do you watch on the internet?

    Hardcore porn in vast quanitites :p
  17. Violent-J

    Been for good ride today!

    I'd rag them both. Her first :p
  18. Violent-J

    The interview session thread!

    1. I'm currently at college doing 4 A2 levels so I firstly hope to get good grades in these, then next year and maybe another year after, I will go for any work I can find while I mentally and physically prepare myself for joining the armed forces and fight for my country. Within two years...
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    The interview session thread!

    I want to be interviewed :p
  20. Violent-J

    Playing favouritsm between one's children

    I'm suprised that you love one of your kids more than the other El, I don't believe this is common amongst parents from my experience. When I have children I will love them all equally, not by choice but because I just will.
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