Friday joke of the day

Metalface Mark · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:15

Obviously im aware its more than likely a repost, ban etc

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

True_Scotsman · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:16

Hehe got a smile from me

J86 · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:16

Craig1981 · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:16

Not another one! Let me out of here!

davethe11 · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:16

right up my street

Metalface Mark · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:18

True_Scotsman said:
Hehe got a smile from me

Some kid told me it on halloween, it was the only one that actually made me laugh out loud

Cosimo · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:18

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Lady Gaga scared the **** out of the chicken.

I'm crossing the road now as well........

Redz · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:47

2008 called, they want their joke back.

RopAyy · 11 Nov 2011 at 10:48

simulatorman said:
Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Lady Gaga scared the **** out of the chicken.

I'm crossing the road now as well........

MooMoo444 · 11 Nov 2011 at 11:26

I think Joseph's best man told this joke at his wedding to Mary.

Skillmister · 11 Nov 2011 at 11:30

Bunka · 11 Nov 2011 at 11:30

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school.

So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.

Fred · 11 Nov 2011 at 11:37

Dont forget to kick him down the stairs shouting "This is Sparta!"

Antar Bolaeisk · 11 Nov 2011 at 12:46

Joke #1

Joke #2

gillywibble · 11 Nov 2011 at 14:22

Metalface Mark said:
How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Pull her plonker?

Shayper · 11 Nov 2011 at 15:27

I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

redeye_uk · 11 Nov 2011 at 15:29

What has 2 wings and a halo?

A chinese telephone.

Fred · 11 Nov 2011 at 15:33

citizenx13 · 11 Nov 2011 at 15:34

Poker face ..... Got a lol from me

MooMoo444 · 11 Nov 2011 at 15:37

Shayper said:
I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

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