$65 million to marry a lesbian...

Uncle Petey · 26 Sep 2012 at 17:51

Funny how even in gay/lesbian relationships the masculine/feminine roles are still played out.

I used to house share with 2 gay couples and a lesbian (cute German dance student if you must know, and she actually had good taste in chicks. Didn't go for the butchies) and apart from her, the other couples all conformed to the formula.

Later, when one couple moved out, a massive Peter Schmeichel lookalike lesbian moved in and her girlfriend looked like Alice Cooper :eek:

I didn't know what to make of that one.

I had a point, but I've forgotten it now... Ah well, stay tuned for more tales from Uncle Petey's archive...

Castiel · 26 Sep 2012 at 17:54

robgmun said:
Challange Accepted!

Damn I'd do her for nothing.......

Raymond Lin · 26 Sep 2012 at 17:56

The femine lesbian are call "lipstick", some lesbian like lipstick, some like them butch. It's hard to grasp as an outsider you think "if you want someone who is like a man? Why not jut get a man?"

Well, except they want both, the manly side but with a socket and not a plug.

Uncle Petey · 26 Sep 2012 at 18:03

It's all good Raymond, those lesbians educated me alright

As for the white dress pic above, am I the only one getting more than a hint of ladyboy?
I'm sure she's legit and all that, but y'know...?

soundb0y · 26 Sep 2012 at 18:23

I went out with a lesbian once. Surely that means I have the most experience and thus should be first in line!

SubScape · 26 Sep 2012 at 18:32

Well, it'd be good until you realised that you've just married a complete stranger with no sexual interest in you and presumably doesn't speak your language.

stulid · 26 Sep 2012 at 18:33

robgmun said:
Challange Accepted!

If that's her, then nice.

Cosimo · 26 Sep 2012 at 18:45

Castiel said:
Damn I'd do her for nothing.......

You could bring your wife along to the party......

G|mp · 26 Sep 2012 at 18:46

I'll have a go, she can sleep in the spare room and get off with the Mrs whenever she wants.

Apopcalyptic · 26 Sep 2012 at 18:57

bhavv said:
...and went out looking like a nonce.

You went out looking like a paedophile? What *does* a paedophile look like?

jsmoke · 26 Sep 2012 at 19:00

Personally I think the father is a sick **** for putting his daughter through this kind of humiliation and exposure, just let her be.

Mr-White · 26 Sep 2012 at 19:43

i'd give it a go

Beats standing in a queue for an iphone 5 any day !

MW

G-MAN2004 · 26 Sep 2012 at 19:44

I'd turn him gay for that.

Raymond Lin · 28 Sep 2012 at 21:40

It seems to be legit !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19756571

FoxEye · 28 Sep 2012 at 21:44

robgmun said:
Challange Accepted!

I don't know, man. Those elbows...

arekgreenman888 · 28 Sep 2012 at 21:50

shes hideous. I'd do it but for 88 million pounds. 32 is not enough.

Raymond Lin · 28 Sep 2012 at 21:52

arekgreenman888 said:
shes hideous. I'd do it but for 88 million pounds. 32 is not enough.

What can you buy for £88 mil that you can't for £32 mil? :confused:

FoxEye · 28 Sep 2012 at 21:56

Raymond Lin said:
What can you buy for £88 mil that you can't for £32 mil?

The same things but you can sustain a crack addiction at the same time.

King Damager · 28 Sep 2012 at 21:57

Raymond Lin said:
What can you buy for £88 mil that you can't for £32 mil?

32,000,001 penny sweets.
A number of houses
A decent boat (presuming maintenance costs)

kd

arekgreenman888 · 28 Sep 2012 at 21:59

FoxEye said:
The same things but you can sustain a crack addiction at the same time.

I want to buy Overclockers.co.uk so i can make few changes here and have some money left too.

Main change to a nicer background and those thug faces in to cars.

Lowest car being ford fiest 1.0 best being Rolls Royce Phantom! You know you like that!