Heres how Glasgow dads deal with trans:-
Kid: Daddy, I wanna wear a skirt!
WeegieDad:- No yae dinnae son. (gravelly voice)
Kid:- Daddy, I think I do, I wanna be a girl!
WeegieDad:- Nae in ma hoose ya wee bam, do ya want'tae end up at the bottom o' the stairs like yer maw?
Kid:- No daddy
WeegieDad:- That's ma boy, now go get me ma 20 Regal.
Kid: Daddy, I wanna wear a skirt!
WeegieDad:- No yae dinnae son. (gravelly voice)
Kid:- Daddy, I think I do, I wanna be a girl!
WeegieDad:- Nae in ma hoose ya wee bam, do ya want'tae end up at the bottom o' the stairs like yer maw?
Kid:- No daddy
WeegieDad:- That's ma boy, now go get me ma 20 Regal.