A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum..

[Cosimo]

The joke fell at the first fence.

 

[danman2k]

 

[FNGsam]

I will raise you -

30 Items Found in Inmate´s Rectum

Police say they found 30 items together with a condom in the butt of a homeless man in Florida after he had been sent to prison.

The charges on which Neil Lansing, 33, was arrested where not made public. It has been reported that deputies, who searched his cell, saw a condom sticking out of his butt.

The cavity search of the man found "17 blue pills, a cigarette, six matches, one flint, an empty syringe with an eraser covering the needle, a lip balm container, an unused condom, a pharmacy receipt and a coupon".

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/02/15/30-items-removed-from-suspects-rectum/UPI-32571297791633/

Thread saved.. I think

 

[Cosimo]

Two bum stories:

Live Ammo:

A WWII veteran was "treating" his hemorrhoids by shoving the piles back inside him using an artillery shell from one of his war guns. So thorough was he in the hemorrhoidal reversal that the veins and the shell ended up inside his body -- which, in turn, ended up inside a hospital. Assuming the explosive wasn't live, the doctor was about to go in for it. But, just to check, he quickly asked, "This shell is spent, isn't it?" To which the old man with the bullet up his ass replied, "Oh, no, there's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmitt out of the sky." The bomb squad was called in to build a lead box around his butt and defuse the shell before docs removed it. They all walked away unscathed, except for the patient, who still had a raging case of hemorrhoids.

Vibrator and Tongs:

The patient attempted self-removal with a pair of salad tongs, which also became lodged, resulting in two rectal foreign bodies. Multiple attempts at self-removal are typical in patients with rectal foreign bodies.

 

[Aedus]

Vibrator and Tongs:

AHAHAHHAHAHA.

Oh my god. That is priceless.

 

[citizen0100]

Wow...

 

[Hedge]

I think something like "A man was trampled by a horse..." would be better.

The whole gaysexasslol aspect just makes it childish.

Then the joke wouldn't work. Storing horses in a stable makes sense... trampling has nothing to do with stables

 

[Pete.Dakota]

Then the joke wouldn't work. Storing horses in a stable makes sense... trampling has nothing to do with stables

That's not where I found the humour to be. Simply I found the 'funny' in horses/stables.

Each to their own.

 

[ThomasTheTankEngine]

I think something like "A man was trampled by a horse..." would be better.

The whole gaysexasslol aspect just makes it childish.

Was there a lot of gaysexasslol in your childhood?

 

[Pete.Dakota]

Was there a lot of gaysexasslol in your childhood?

There was a lot of obligatory gaysexasslol jokes. Like there is with all children.

 

[Greebo]

Two bum stories:

Bum / tongs

That's nothing, have some more

 

[mrk]

I galLOLed!

 

[Cosimo]

That's nothing, have some more

[/QUOTE]

Someone told the milkman where to stick it. :D

 

[StoutMeister]

Quite liked that joke

 

[StoutMeister]

That's nothing, have some more

The first image show a hip-replacement as well as a new butt appendage...a very horny pensioner methinks.

Edit:

Wow!!! Just notice no.2 has an aerosol can inserted, they must have an @r$e like a barrell.

 

[Metalface Mark]

As Cosmo Kramer told it, proctologists always have the best stories, and they always end up with the patient saying the exact same phrase

"It was a million to one shot doc!"