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The bartender asks "what the hell is that?!"
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch.
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Have you heard of corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
They're making headlines.
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Dad joke Sunday!
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That's about it , out for a walk now.
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Aharrrrrrrr me hearties 
Caporegime
“Doctor doctor, I keep imagining I’m a bridge”
“What’s come over you?”
“So far about 5 cars, 3 buses and a bicycle”
“What’s come over you?”
“So far about 5 cars, 3 buses and a bicycle”
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I remember a kid telling this on the telly about 10 years ago, no pirate in that version.
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrrrr!
Because they arrrrrrrrr!
How do you make your own anti freeze, take off her nightie.
I bought a jack in the box from eBay for 50p and it doesn't work, why am I not surprised
i was sacked from the hospital for stealing neck braces, but at least I can leave with my head held high
I bought a jack in the box from eBay for 50p and it doesn't work, why am I not surprised
i was sacked from the hospital for stealing neck braces, but at least I can leave with my head held high
Totally confused where the pirate and bar have made their way into this joke. That joke used to be simply a man walking into a doctors.
Anyway
Man walks into the doctors complaining of red lumps growing out of his bum, "let me have a look" says the Doctor.
"Are they haemorrhoids?" asks the man
"No" says the Doctor "they're Strawberries"
"Strawberries!" cries the man
"Yes" says the Doctor "But don't worry, I'll get you some cream"
Anyway
Man walks into the doctors complaining of red lumps growing out of his bum, "let me have a look" says the Doctor.
"Are they haemorrhoids?" asks the man
"No" says the Doctor "they're Strawberries"
"Strawberries!" cries the man
"Yes" says the Doctor "But don't worry, I'll get you some cream"
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A rat walks into a bar.
“Yarrrrr what food do you serve?”
“We have fish and chips or steak and ale pie”
“Excellent - do you take pieces of eight as payment?”
“Yup”
Rat takes a seat and a portion of fish and chips is sent to him.
“Yarrrrr what you doing!!! I’m a pie rat!!!”
“Yarrrrr what food do you serve?”
“We have fish and chips or steak and ale pie”
“Excellent - do you take pieces of eight as payment?”
“Yup”
Rat takes a seat and a portion of fish and chips is sent to him.
“Yarrrrr what you doing!!! I’m a pie rat!!!”