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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Ricochet J, 26 Sep 2021.

  1. Ricochet J


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    The bartender asks "what the hell is that?!"

    The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
  2. Scrutinize


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  3. NoobCannon


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  5. Terminal_Boy


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    Avast ye!
  6. Ricochet J


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    Have you heard of corduroy pillows?

    They're making headlines.
  7. Terminal_Boy


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    Dad joke Sunday!
  8. nine_tails

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    That's about it , out for a walk now.
  9. uber soldat


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    Aharrrrrrrr me hearties :cry:
  10. robfosters


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    “Doctor doctor, I keep imagining I’m a bridge”

    “What’s come over you?”

    “So far about 5 cars, 3 buses and a bicycle”
  11. [email protected]


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    Ba Dum Tish. :D
  12. Mason-


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    Probably being a bit dim but what relevance is him being a pirate to the joke? Seems like it’d work with any person?
  13. BeeP

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    I remember a kid telling this on the telly about 10 years ago, no pirate in that version.
  14. Whitewater


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    Why are pirates called pirates?

    Because they arrrrrrrrr!
  15. sgavan

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    How do you make your own anti freeze, take off her nightie.

    I bought a jack in the box from eBay for 50p and it doesn't work, why am I not surprised

    i was sacked from the hospital for stealing neck braces, but at least I can leave with my head held high
  16. Django x2


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    Did the pirate get the wheel from Arrrrrgos?
  17. MookJong


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    Totally confused where the pirate and bar have made their way into this joke. That joke used to be simply a man walking into a doctors.


    Man walks into the doctors complaining of red lumps growing out of his bum, "let me have a look" says the Doctor.
    "Are they haemorrhoids?" asks the man
    "No" says the Doctor "they're Strawberries"
    "Strawberries!" cries the man
    "Yes" says the Doctor "But don't worry, I'll get you some cream"
    Last edited: 27 Sep 2021
  18. Nitefly

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    A rat walks into a bar.
    “Yarrrrr what food do you serve?”
    “We have fish and chips or steak and ale pie”
    “Excellent - do you take pieces of eight as payment?”
    Rat takes a seat and a portion of fish and chips is sent to him.
    “Yarrrrr what you doing!!! I’m a pie rat!!!”