A Thursday Love Story

Caporegime
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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' Wow! I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't
really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge.' 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she
was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to sod off.
 
mulpsmebeauty said:
*a church bell tolls mournfully in the distance as a piece of tumbleweed skitters past*

Chasing the tumbleweed is actually fun, well it's taken my mind off of the joke I mean ............
 
HAHAHAHA, great. That'll teach her. :p

I think this was posted here the other day but in the spirit of the thread...

A man walks into his bedroom late one night while his wife is reading a book. He is holding a sheep under his arm.
'This is the pig I 'sleep with' when you have a headache' he says
His wife looks up over her reading glasses and with some contempt replies
'I think you'll find that's a sheep dear'
To which the man smugly retorts
'I was talking to the sheep'
 
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