A typical conversation with the wife...

[TacticalFish]

Sometimes I go sit in the toilet to get away from her.

Lool, due to move in with my GF soon. I can imagine myself doing this.

 

[zoomee]

I have trained my mind into a two step process when tuther half talks (only took 15 yrs)

A)- Its a Trap.
B)- Everything you say can and will be used as evidence against you.

 

[Darujhistan]

The shouting/mumbling from one end of the house to the other end of the house through walls, over the noise of the TV/Kids/traffic and expecting you to hear and reply instantly and coherently is classic woman.

To lazy to walk within easy hearing distance and ask.

But, as men we're always told - 'Women are better communicators...'

Right.