A word to people in bowling alleys

[w3bbo]

Surely bowling consists of a back and forth motion? How on earth did she spin 360 degrees? Was this on a horizontal or vertical axis?

 

[Lysander]

So far what I've seen, Lysander posts thread, GD ridicules Lysander for being a wet blouse, Lysander does not reply again.

This thread has predictably turned into a ego battle between other posters, so there's not really much more I intend on adding. I've made my point.

 

[Swifty55]

What was this "point" again?

 

[Cosimo]

I've actually seen someone do the classic and release a ball backwards, right into someones crotch. I nearly died laughing.

They were ok. I think.

I know that technique.

 

[Morba]

This thread has predictably turned into a ego battle between other posters, so there's not really much more I intend on adding. I've made my point.

You being so bad a bowler that people need to tell you what to do?

 

[w3bbo]

You being so bad a bowler that people need to tell you what to do?

That and valuable advice is not welcome.

 

["andy"]

your 'point' is rubbish as you will find most people are happy to hear some helpful advice .

and stop throwing the bowling ball


EVH too

I cannot comprehend how men can be bad at bowling. You raise your arm, and throw a ball in a straight line

 

[gillywibble]

Bowling is crap anyway, it's expensive and glorified darts

WTF

 

[dowie]

I don't think anyone has ever offered me any advice on bowling, I wish they would sometimes as I'm ****.

@OP - if a stranger offers you advice and its unwanted then just say so politely. Coming on the internet and ranting about someone giving you advice would indicate that its bothered you way too much in some way - perhaps you're nervous talking to strangers or you felt self conscious around your girlfriend after someone offered you some constructive criticism in front of her - either way I don't think a stranger simply offering advice is the 'issue' here.

 

[flibbage0]

OP needs to calm down.

 

[Greebo]

What's worst is saying that you used to be pretty good and played for your Uni team and won an amateur championship when you were 20 with a 11 strike in a row final frame and then proceeding to score 130 and have your mates beat you and take **** out of you all night.

 

[Greebo]

I cannot comprehend how men can be bad at bowling. You raise your arm, and throw a ball in a straight line
.

And probably end up with a score just above 100. You need to come in at an angle and if you want to increase the chances of a strike, you need to spin the ball.

 

[Morba]

And probably end up with a score just above 100. You need to come in at an angle and if you want to increase the chances of a strike, you need to spin the ball.

There is no point trying to teach people about the pocket on a forum

 

[HungryHippos]

I once threw 3 strikes in a row, it's called a Turkey apparently

 

[jamie2497]

a thank you very much

Don't listen to him, i threw the ball every time!

 

[Cookeh]

Worst "I have friends and a girlfriend" thread ever.

+1

 

[Memphis]

This thread has predictably turned into a ego battle between other posters, so there's not really much more I intend on adding. I've made my point.

And proved many other's opinions of you correct .

 

[RomanNose]

Next time roll up with a car and drive down the bowling alley, that will show them how it is done.