All you can eat

If you advertise an 'All You Can Eat' facility, chances are that some '****' will eat all you can make. No brainer really.
 
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I'm not one to pass up a decent fried breakfast, but I'd never be able to put that much away, including 6 bowls of cereal!
 
Reminds me when a friend of mine had 6 bowls of pasta and 16 slices of pizza washed down with 4 litres of coke at a Pizza Hut all you can eat :D
 
this was being discussed on Radio 1 today with various emails being sent of similar experiences. One army dude sent an email saying they visited a distillary of some kind (whisky I think) where they had 10 minutes in the tasting room at the end of the tour. They were all kicked out after 5 :D
 
Raikiri said:
Do you think he would be able to survive being shot... with all that erm, natural armour?

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That's a very good point, I think he may be able to survive it.
 
That probably depends on the calibre of round and the weapon firing it. I've been shot in the shoulder with .22 from quite a distance, by accident that is, and all I had was a fractured clavicle and a lot of blood. I was lucky though, the round hit the clavicle, ricocheted upwards and hit the drainpipe above the porch!

Now, if it was a 5.56x45 round I'd be lucky to still have my arm attached due to the sheer kinetic energy of modern military rounds.
 
"What happened after you were forced to leave the all you can eat seafood restaurant Mrs Simpson?"

"We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat seafood restaurant."

"And what did you do when you couldn't find one?"

"We went fishing..."
 
The best I can manage is 20 jam sandwiches after a 24 hour fast.

That was a few years ago though, I'm sure I could manage more nowadays :p
 
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