Soldato
Punch her in the ovaries
My wife wanted something shiny for her birthday...she never got it. She wants something shiny for xmas and she still wont get it. Perhaps if I got IT more than once a forthnight I might get her something shiny.
Why don't you talk to her about it, instead of sulking?
).My wife wanted something shiny for her birthday...she never got it. She wants something shiny for xmas and she still wont get it. Perhaps if I got IT more than once a forthnight I might get her something shiny.

I prefer buying underwear... at least I get something out it too!![]()
[TW]Fox;17949936 said:They are supposed to be your best friend not just something for sex.

At the weekend your name is?
I prefer buying underwear... at least I get something out it too!![]()
At the weekend your name is?
Fatima. Call me any time baby x
Love you x.

Gay.
Gay.
Gay.

Don't be jealous babe. I love you too xx
I'll buy you lingerie as well![]()
Don't be jealous babe. I love you too xx
I'll buy you lingerie as well![]()

Simple, cant afford it, dont buy it. Explain that and if she walks your better off.
I'm envious...
