Another thread on self sevice tills ...

K.C. Leblanc · 19 Oct 2010 at 14:40

bloodiedathame said:
I think they should have guns attached to them and randomly pick off people in the queue.

No, guns that kill old people who take 4 hours to buy one onion.

TwoSaints · 19 Oct 2010 at 14:41

Has to be Alan Rickman

Russinating · 19 Oct 2010 at 14:43

iviv said:
16 posts, and no mention of Brian Blessed?

My thoughts exactly.

Or Stephen Fry.

yer_averagejoe · 19 Oct 2010 at 15:28

Pro tip: Next time you're buying leeks, hang the heavy end over the edge of the scales to get a lighter reading than they actually weigh.

Also celeb voices are a bad idea. Imagine getting Cheryl Cole or Yoda

Russinating · 19 Oct 2010 at 15:31

yer_averagejoe said:
Pro tip: Next time you're buying leeks, hang the heavy end over the edge of the scales to get a lighter reading than they actually weigh.

Always snap off any excess stalk from broccoli etc as well

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manic111 · 19 Oct 2010 at 15:34

It could be Ryu from Street Fighter. Awesome voice, and anybody who checks out to slowly gets a ha-douken.

AHarvey · 19 Oct 2010 at 15:45

celeb voices don't work on the whole, even on GPS they get turned off after the nevelt wears off.

We had several celeb bingo callers on our website, they did not go down well

just a sexy sounding woman is needed

Zatoichi.uK · 19 Oct 2010 at 16:16

Self service tills are awesome tbh. The only annoyance is waiting for someone to authorise alchohol if no-one's around.

Aliboy · 19 Oct 2010 at 16:41

iviv said:
16 posts, and no mention of Brian Blessed?

I love that man

This little clip of him as Henry VIII is brill

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p005jwjf/henry_80_pope_and_glory/

Al