Anyone else buttered up a muffin just to throw it away?

Pretty much every girl I get with I realise now I have her, I never actually wanted her in the first place - just the challenge and conquering of women is hard to resist, and I always think ".....I've done it again haven't I"

Really trying not to do it anymore.
 
In a similar place, not up for anything serious.

Seen some women recently, but I get bored and relaise a relationship is not for me just now. Or maybe they weren't the right women. Needless to say, I have had a few slaps recently.

Meh, would rather tell them now then later on after considering cheating on them etc. Which I would not want to do.

Be upfront with her, but don't feel guilty about it.
 
Seeing this thread I though it would be about a girl getting offered a bit of salami....

Considering the average age of forum members here I reconsidered and believed it to be a thread about bread products

Upon reading, consider my amazement when I discover it is about pastys.....

Hopefully no one will suggest slipping her the salami buttered pasty muffin cos as we all know, that way leads to anarchy, either that or the loony bin .......:eek:

RB

Oh, and to the OP...

Talk to her... Tell her your life is taking a different direction and you don't know where you will end up. Let her know you want to see where it leads, hopefully with her by your side (only if this is true) but you think you (the two of you) should take it slow. Let her know you understand if it is not what she wants to go. then give her some time to think about it and decide. One of the biggest failings in relationships (barring unfaithfulness :p) is lack of communication. People get a lot more hurt if they feel things are happening they don't know of and they are being taken for a fool because their partner cannot even talk to them and let then know.

Now, back to the anarchy ... :D

RB
 
I cant say I have ever "Buttered a muffin" as such.

Is this a new way of saying I smashed a pasty? as if so, yes, plenty
 
Edinho said:
Muffin? Is that a poncey southern version of a Tea Cake?
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I thought a muffin was like a chocolate muffin, or a blueberry muffin, why would you put butter on a muffin?

Saying that, McDonalds "Sausage and Egg McMuffin"

maybe im looking at this at the wrong angle.
 
Capn' $qu!ff said:
I did this but about 5 minutes after I got hungry and got the muffin back out of the bin.
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I do this. When I I throw my muffins in the bin I regret it and want nothing more than to get my muffin back. It becomes an obsession. Despite the fact that I didn't really want it, once it's gone I need it back like crack. So I have to rumage around in the bin to desperatley get my muffin back. But when I get it back it's just not the same. It's mouldy and bitter and makes me ill when I eat it.
 
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