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I've met her, she came into my local pub on a quiz night.
My mates needed to point out which one she was though
 
the thing that grates on me about her is her god damned awful voice...shes all teeth and nothing else...you would think that she would go get some elocution lessons as she most definitely needs them.

This...I made the mistake of switching over to ITV last night after HIGNFY and thought she was quite easy on the eye...until she started to speak :eek:
 
Ugly men fancy ugly girls?

lol?

Psychological studies have shown that people are more likely to go out with people of a similar level of attractiveness as their own, so basically yeah, ugly with ugly, average with average, and godlike with godlike/rich.


Edit: Beaten by Greebo in Post #59.
 
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She is a bit overpowering in the voice department but after living here in Essex most of my life im quite immune to accents like that after 2 minutes it becomes normal.

She's done well for herself and her kid. Should have cash for a few years at least.

Shes not a minger, but she isn't conventionally beautiful for sure.
 
You are easily the most picky person on this forum, you wont touch a girl if they weigh over 8 stone... :rolleyes:

Following on from this...

HAI SNOWDOG.

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Stacy would walk right past you and lol like a horse at the bumfluff. Let's get real here, saying she looks worse than 3/4 girls you see on the street, are those the same girls that give you the brush off because you look 10? If you don't want a GF over 8st (do you weigh them of something?) you'll be spending an awful long time with a stash of DVDs and a box of kleenex.

Oh and, I would

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Stacy would walk right past you and lol like a horse at the bumfluff. Let's get real here, saying she looks worse than 3/4 girls you see on the street, are those the same girls that give you the brush off because you look 10? If you don't want a GF over 8st (do you weigh them of something?) you'll be spending an awful long time with a stash of DVDs and a box of kleenex.

Oh and, I would

Absolute lol.

It would be moist wipes though..
 
man... seeing RL pics of people just totally destroy the happy illusion i get from internet forums... :P
 
Stacy would walk right past you and lol like a horse at the bumfluff. Let's get real here, saying she looks worse than 3/4 girls you see on the street, are those the same girls that give you the brush off because you look 10? If you don't want a GF over 8st (do you weigh them of something?) you'll be spending an awful long time with a stash of DVDs and a box of kleenex.

That's a pretty good takedown for a fat churl with a girl's name
 
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