Anyone ever has blocked Saliva Glands?

[Mat]

Smelling a freshly opened bag of salt & vinegar crisps is enough to get my glands a gushin'!

 

[Snograt]

Mumps? Oh dear - make sure to get your nads checked out too...

 

[Gackt]

I wish I did sometimes, I tend to open my mouth to have a jurassic-park style venom squirt of saliva fly at whoever I'm talking to.

 

[TheBro]

Reading this thread has my saliva glands working in overtime...

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

I wish I did sometimes, I tend to open my mouth to have a jurassic-park style venom squirt of saliva fly at whoever I'm talking to.

Is this where your name comes from, the sound people make as your saliva hits them in the face?

To the OP, it'd be a great pick up line, ask all the girls for a saliva transfusion

 

[BigBoy]

A family member has had this and he said its nasty when they do go pop more like ejeculate than saliva! Yummy!!