Anyone got a UK support number for HP?

[PiKe]

I need to speak to a HP support person who has english as a first language and can improvise and deviate from that bloody script they religiously follow.

It's a problem with a printer, Can anyone help?

 

[Thebug]

Heres 2 uk numbers for the main switchboard

01344 360000 or 020 79490300

 

[Zake Black]

I found HP's Support to be a Joke.. shocking! Lucky for me i purchased my monitors from john lewis.. who were oustanding and sympathetic to the problem.. they advised to contact HP which i did about 5 times. i went back to them and they swapped it for a brand new one and said they would deal with HP.. Not many retailers that are willing to that these days!