Anyone in the police?

Skyfire · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:12

My local station is holding a recruitment evernt for special constables -what is this and do you guys have any experience?

Biohazard · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:12

weekend police

cleanbluesky · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:12

Pro bono constabulary

Biohazard · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:13

you want to bone a constable?

cleanbluesky · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:14

Biohazard said:
you want to bone a constable?

Why, you got one?

Ex-RoNiN · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:14

Yea me, I'm the guy in the middle!*

May be a lie

Biohazard · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:15

Yes, in my team I do have a Special Constable, she had to dissapear to court yesterday for pulling a drunk over a couple of weeks ago....

as for the bone, want me to look?

paradigm · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:32

Skyfire said:
My local station is holding a recruitment evernt for special constables -what is this and do you guys have any experience?

They probably want people who can spell "event", so you're out i'm afraid.

Biohazard · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:34

oh oh look its the grammar nazis again!

branddaly · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:47

paradigm said:
out i'm afraid.

Shouldn't 'i' be capitalised? Don't take the p if you're going to screw up yourself.

Biohazard · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:48

lol

georges · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:53

paradigm said:
They probably want people who can spell "event", so you're out i'm afraid.

Rob43 · 7 Oct 2006 at 11:58

LOL

Arsey · 7 Oct 2006 at 14:42

I can see that image being used more often on these forums now

penski · 7 Oct 2006 at 15:22

Arsey said:
I can see that image being used more often on these forums now

It's been used sparingly for absolutely ages...

...Never fails to mark the poster out as a prize pillock though.

*n

Fantom · 7 Oct 2006 at 15:47

branddaly said:
Shouldn't 'i' be capitalised? Don't take the p if you're going to screw up yourself.

PWNT!