Are we a forum of man-child shut-ins?

Castiel said:
I'm a 40 year old married man, the reason I got married was so I didn't have to be fully integrated with ovens, washing machines and ironing.

I don't even know where our iron is kept.....
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my missus sometimes works away with the bank..I would be as dirty as a frenchman if I couldnt learn to fend for myself
 
I think I could have a post count of around 10k right now but tbh I end up deleting a hell of a lot of threads an replies. I read it back to myself and think, "who the **** cares", and I see the irony in this particular post (no one).
If I cannot find an answer on google, or have exhausted my own tech knowledge then I ask here, and 9 times out of 10 no one knows the answer either because it's so specific that its very hard to know.
I think what this place suffers from is ego driven threads, with posters sitting waiting for their threads to get replies so they feel good and popular. Followed closely by your, must reply with one word answer/popular meme posts, i.e THIS, or KILL IT WITH FIRE.
When I read a post I always assume the poster is 15 or less and ascertain from what they say if their older :D
Most of you are probably about mid twenties but I do think your manchildren.
 
doofer said:
Spec Me an MSPaint of a Photoshop This of a picture of an Unemployed Lesbian Immigrant in a Burkha who needed advice on a Hair Cut and was Punched in the Ovaries by Chavs whilst waiting for her £4,000 Watch to be delivered via City-Link who probably won't show up, which she had scammed off Ebay by using a bogus PayPal account stolen from a Muslim BMW Driver who was on a cruise on the FailBoat and was asking at that exact moment on FaceBook how to make a Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri and Sat Joke Thread full of jokes that were posted less than a week ago by someone else whilst being spied on by Ceiling Cat who was on a sight-seeing trip to Sparta whilst smashing a Pasty. And is there a god? And why are religions so evil Thread.
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doofer said:
Could be worse, could have been a..

Spec Me an MSPaint of a Photoshop This of a picture of an Unemployed Lesbian Immigrant in a Burkha who needed advice on a Hair Cut and was Punched in the Ovaries by Chavs whilst waiting for her £4,000 Watch to be delivered via City-Link who probably won't show up, which she had scammed off Ebay by using a bogus PayPal account stolen from a Muslim BMW Driver who was on a cruise on the FailBoat and was asking at that exact moment on FaceBook how to make a Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri and Sat Joke Thread full of jokes that were posted less than a week ago by someone else whilst being spied on by Ceiling Cat who was on a sight-seeing trip to Sparta whilst smashing a Pasty. And is there a god? And why are religions so evil Thread.
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Excellent, though you did neglect to mention that the Muslim BMW driver, can get ahold of a Mac10 in less than 3 minutes..
 
Castiel said:
I'm a 40 year old married man, the reason I got married was so I didn't have to be fully integrated with ovens, washing machines and ironing.

I don't even know where our iron is kept.....
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I'm taking this with the bit of salt I think its served with, but why do you not know where your iron is? etc

You shouldn't be so dependant on a woman! ;)
 
doofer said:
Could be worse, could have been a..

Spec Me an MSPaint of a Photoshop This of a picture of an Unemployed Lesbian Immigrant in a Burkha who needed advice on a Hair Cut and was Punched in the Ovaries by Chavs whilst waiting for her £4,000 Watch to be delivered via City-Link who probably won't show up, which she had scammed off Ebay by using a bogus PayPal account stolen from a Muslim BMW Driver who was on a cruise on the FailBoat and was asking at that exact moment on FaceBook how to make a Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri and Sat Joke Thread full of jokes that were posted less than a week ago by someone else whilst being spied on by Ceiling Cat who was on a sight-seeing trip to Sparta whilst smashing a Pasty. And is there a god? And why are religions so evil Thread.
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Where's the person being killed with fire?:rolleyes:
 
Biohazard said:
I'm taking this with the bit of salt I think its served with, but why do you not know where your iron is? etc

You shouldn't be so dependant on a woman! ;)
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he's obviously posting this because his missus will never see it...I know many married men who make such jokes but as soon as their partner turns up their tone sharp changes!
 
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