Are you a 'cubicle pee-er'?

[Ricochet J]

I usually go to the urinals. But i've had my fair share of bad experiences. I was once peeing at a service station urinal. A guy who must have been six and a half feet tall decided to pee in the urinal next to me. His pulled his wang out and it was hard not to notice, it was at least 8" long. He looked at mine, turned to me and gave me a cocky smile.

 

[Moothead2]

I usually go to the urinals. But i've had my fair share of bad experiences. I was once peeing at a service station urinal. A guy who must have been six and a half feet tall decided to pee in the urinal next to me. His pulled his wang out and it was hard not to notice, it was at least 8" long. He looked at mine, turned to me and gave me a cocky smile.

Ultimate way to make a man feel like a boy .

 

[bitslice]

Only one guy at work used the cubicles for weeing, I thought he was a bit weird but then he dropped dead so I felt a bit embarrassed for thinking that.

People who pee on seats, ugh, disgusting animals, what kind of hole did you grow up in?

 

[DBT85]

If I did that, my mid-air refueling-hose would drop into the toilet.

Short legs huh?

 

[Zip]

Im definitely a cubicle guy, i hate Urinals

And i always lift the toilet seat up with my feet

 

[KNiVES]

I don't want to stand next to somebody else with their penis out, leaking urine. This is not an irrational feeling. At all.

 

[Diesel]

Some proper nancies about. Just use the urinals for Christ sake.

 

[Jimz]

I use the cubicle because i like sitting down as i take a waz

 

[nikeair94]

Really depends on where I am taking a ****. Nightclubs, I always go into a cubicle as there is always some weird people hanging around the toilets. Restaurants and stuff I just pee normally. In school I used to pee in a cubicle cause I was only in 1st year but mid 2nd year I started just peeing in the urinal again.

 

[Wizzfizz]

Some proper nancies about.

Shy wee. It's for people with small johnsons.

 

[PMKeates]

I will always use a cubicle is possible, and am willing to wait for one to become free.

 

[icecold]

Yes because the lavatories we are talking about are public/shared access which means people are free to make the choice. Now don't get me wrong if I was about to walk into one and someone expressed their urgency to lay a cable, I would let them take the cubicle. But if I was already in it, chances are I will be done in 30 secs and if the timing is so bad that someone who just happens to have colitis, Crohn's or something similar, turns up then there is really nothing I can do about it.

If the robgmun has such ****** (excuse the pun) luck that every time he makes a run for the loo he comes across a cubicle pee-er then he needs to go see a white witch 'cos someone has cursed him really badly.

I know I sound really insensitive here but it is more in annoyed reaction to his insults and assumption that his health condition gives him unconditional access to a thunderbox...

Fair enough

 

[DJMK4]

That was the most surreal youtube video I have ever watched

But very good

 

[Hastarius]

It really depends on my mood during the day, sometimes the closure of a cubicle for a minute? is comforting. I mean I headed into the work toilet the other day and headed straight for the cubicle when nobody was there and nobody entered during that time.

I don't know about many people here but at home when the door is shut, you aren't allowed to enter until that person is done, and I'm closer to my family then some random stranger. Even then I won't allow my family to enter until I'm done so urinating next to a random is a little weird. I'm not ashamed as I probably use both 50/50 to be honest.

Cubicles also give me freedom to think alone, I can do fairly weirdish stuff when thinking, like bobbing my head side to side and front to back if I have a song in my head.

 

[MooMoo444]

I use cubicle and sit down for a wee if its at home, more comfortable and I'm a reader, even if its only a wee!

At work or public loo tho, I don't know whats been on the seat so I just stand, get it done and get out

BTW I'd recommend everyone watch this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232839

It's hilarious

 

[Quint]

I was mid pee once in a pub lav, stood at the urinal, my mate grabbed me from behind, bear hug with my arms locked down by my sides and picked me up and spun round. It went everywhere, I couldn't stop peeing and or stop him. Was funny though. Cubicals ever since.

 

[Cosimo]

His pulled his wang out and it was hard not to notice, it was at least 8" long. He looked at mine, turned to me and gave me a cocky smile.

Then you smiled and .........

 

[PapaLazaru]

If one has ever pee'd in a urinal with shorts and flip flops on, one will know that they are very unhygenic. Pee splatters out and onto one's legs and feet.

Those long metal ones are the worst and I have no inclination to have a random stranger in effect pee on my leg.

If I have to I will, but it is a cubicle every time.

 

[kylew]

Everyone knows the important question is "Do you wipe while seated, or standing?"

 

[Ahleckz]

Of course not, I'm not a scared, paranoid, small willyed, shy, embarrassed sissy. Gays aren't standing their checking out your wang (as demonstrated by the below quote) when you are having a slash, they are there having a slash. There isn't any good reason for not using a urinal when you can.

I will always use a cubicle is possible, and am willing to wait for one to become free.

If one has ever pee'd in a urinal with shorts and flip flops on, one will know that they are very unhygenic. Pee splatters out and onto one's legs and feet.

**** is sterile, so how is it unhygienic?

Everyone knows the important question is "Do you wipe while seated, or standing?"

Standing, I can not fathom how it is possible to do it sitting down without getting chocolate pudding all over your hand and/or bum!