Poll: Are you an innie or an outie?

[Vonhelmet]

Innie, Outies suck, can't belly buttons get all infected and fall off and burst and all your intestines come squirting out and you die?

My dad's got infected and he had to have it removed.

 

[Yas786]

Im an outtie...stupid african nurse didnt tie my belly button up properly....dumb ****ing retard that she was...this according to my mom

 

[AP2K4]

I don't have one anymore but it was a innie before.

 

[Stretch]

I don't have one anymore but it was a innie before.

You have no bb

Innie here, always has been I think. It seems to go further in by the year

 

[Cosimo]

Im an outtie...stupid african nurse didnt tie my belly button up properly....dumb ****ing retard that she was...this according to my mom

How does it feel to be a freak?

 

[DJMK4]

I am an innie, can't say I have ever seen an outy up close. I would imagine it would be like a scene out of a David Attenborough wildlife programme.

"And here we have a rare sighting, the outey, in its prime, looking for its pray"

 

[Simian]

Innie 4 Life!


"Outies... Out.. Out.. Out!!!"

 

[Kazz]

Different thread, but applicable

are we scraping the barrel of thread topics here lol

 

[godinman]

Innie.

Outies should be exterminated, or maybe made to work as slaves for us superior innies.

 

[Greenlizard0]

I used to be an outie as a child, but that was due to an umbilical hernia.

Now I just sort of have a scar. Nothing at all. Great party trick...

 

[VeNT]

I was an outie. The older and fatter I've become, I'm now an innie.

same
wonder if I get thin will it be out again?!

tbh it's a nozzle for injecting fuel I always thought

 

[Hedge]

WINnie!

 

[Nymins]

I'm an innie. Outies are freaks tbh.

Belly peen FTL.

 

[Mr_White]

So ladies if your belly button's not an innie then I'm outie, now hop in my minivan, let's get rowdy.

 

[secretspy]

Innie I've only ever seen one outie before - my nephew's. I was 10 at the time so I freaked a little lol. (in fact I freaked at the clip as well just after he was born lol.)

 

[TFleming]

Innie, the only really weird belly button i know is my girlfriends, you can run your hand over where it should be and you wouldn't be able to feel it. Weird.

 

[Lunatic Dreyfus]

This thread has actually taught me something about western culture... Modern obesity seems to be making outies (even more of) a rarity, since peoples expanding beer/burger guts are outgrowing their anomalies, thus hiding their freakish origin, and making them seem 'normal'.

Interesting.

These individuals need to be hunted down. Outies are a threat to all the values we hold dear and cannot be allowed to hide among us. They are waiting for their moment...

'Hey! Look at this!'

 

[EdGey]

Innie for the winnie.

sorry.

 

[Casdawer]

You got to be Innie for the winnie!

 

[mufc802]

In.