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I can't go near the big ones, small ones (money spiders) just annoy me because they make me itch 
Also, those really light brown ones which are big, but really thin creep me out as they seem to be keen on abseiling right in the middle of the room
Wasps are worst though, they have one chance to go back outside, after that they get the book treatment!
Have you ever put one on a barbecue? They make an awesome whistling/squealing noise.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-deadliest-Funnel-web-spiders-Gloucester.html

Also, those really light brown ones which are big, but really thin creep me out as they seem to be keen on abseiling right in the middle of the room

Wasps are worst though, they have one chance to go back outside, after that they get the book treatment!
Nothing a tin of Lynx and a lighter wouldn't sort![]()
Have you ever put one on a barbecue? They make an awesome whistling/squealing noise.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-deadliest-Funnel-web-spiders-Gloucester.html

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For some reason, I don't see any upstairs. I've no idea why - it's not like the stairs would be a barrier to them.