Armageddon Arrives.

Lashout_UK · 1 Nov 2010 at 19:40

Learn science so I can build some humanzzzzzzzzzz

Edrof · 1 Nov 2010 at 19:42

It would actually be pretty nice: loads of food, gadgets, batteries, guns, cars and other things left for funtime!

and porn.

me227 · 1 Nov 2010 at 19:55

Fap in Curries with all the TVs showing porn. It'd be like an orgy and I wouldn't be lonely.

Tonyator · 1 Nov 2010 at 20:16

Am I the only one... or the only one left alive?

My question is.... are there lots of dead people around?

If so no need to fap.

manbearpig · 1 Nov 2010 at 20:19

me227 said:
Fap in Curries with all the TVs showing porn. It'd be like an orgy and I wouldn't be lonely.

Grandmaster Fap! · 1 Nov 2010 at 20:19

Accept that Necrophilia becomes the new past time?

Tomsk · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:12

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Destination · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:16

I'd be lonely, and probably go insane in a short period of time, assuming i could accurately ascertain that i was in fact the very last person. Else you'd amuse yourself with supplies and the continuous search for others, that last little spark of hope.

Gackt · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:16

Begin repopulating the Earth with frozen/artifical embryos and sperm. LOTS OF SPERM.

Oh and big TV, films, food, gardening, games, porn, you name it.

mingeroonie · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:19

I'd re-read the other post on CPR, learn it and go looking for Adrianna Lima's dead body

GeezerButler · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:21

Enjoy the Silence

Vonhelmet · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:22

mingeroonie said:
I'd re-read the other post on CPR, learn it and go looking for Adrianna Lima's dead body

Cardio-pulmonary Resurrection?

Duke · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:29

I would correct some people on the Internet.

Vonhelmet · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:31

Duke said:
I would correct some people on the Internet.

Pfft, you don't have to wait for the apocalypse to do that!

knowlesy · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:36

Id find a nice female and well .....

SMASH SMASH SMASH!!!!

Pixel · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:45

Head to wherever insulin is made these days, and hope that I can learn how to create more, or I'll last a year, tops, when all current stocks of insulin go out of date and become useless.

shauncr91 · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:48

Mass looting.

Megahurtz400 · 1 Nov 2010 at 21:49

As people have said, build an epic fort in a Zoo (Animals for company

) with loads of supplies and generators, then just wait it out for survivors. Long-wave radio message like Woll Smoth in I Am Legend

Start with that, go mental and try and fellate a Lion and get eaten.......

Manics · 1 Nov 2010 at 22:16

I would go to an Army barracks and get an Uzi 9mm.
Then I would go to Canary wharf, stand outside the gherkin...
Put on some sunglasses
and spray bullets into all the glass panels whilst screaming "UZI 9 MILLIMETRE". I would be speaking with a German accent.

Then I'd go and eat as many kit kats as I could (4 fingers).

Begbie · 1 Nov 2010 at 22:24

Anything I want.

At least I would have the biggest penis ever then, makes a change from the smallest!