Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

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If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer


How awesome is Red Dwarf? I've seen all the episodes so many times now, still love it though. Any fans?
 
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Don't steal bandwidth!

Although yes, Red Dwarf was awesome! :D
 
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Someone's been watching red dwarf ;) Ahhh the "Rimmer Experience" :D

Lister (after going through "The Rimmer Experience"): I never want to see or hear from the scum-sucking, lying, weasel-minded smeg-head in my entire life!
Kryten: Sigmund Freud — eat your heart out.

Quality! :D
 
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Johanson said:
That Rimmer song was one of the few good bits of series 7/8. The best ones are the first few series :D got em all on DVD

Yeah got series 1-5 on DVD - by far the best. Chloe Annette did get a bit annoying if you ask me. Still some good dialogue and Cat and Kryten just rock.

Ketchup? With Lobster?! :eek:
 
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lol i love it, apparently it is still technically in production making it the second longest running BBC show (after Dr Who) but they clearly arent ever making some anytime ever, though there might be the film (this has been debated so much)

i like the scene where lister and kryten enter the holodeck type thing and he does the jousting lol ;] (quick typing error)
 
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Definately one of the better points of season 7. I've actually had this song in my head for the last few days, despite not having seen the episode in ages!
 
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Huge fan of Red Dwarf, loved the wax works episode, where else can you see gandhi doing pressups and mother teresa blowing folk away with a machine gun. Pure class. Don't even get me started on Mr Fibble, arghh so many good episodes, Dwane Dibley! Ace!
 
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