I got my first NIP last month. Took a while to decide what do with it, then sent it off. Then an acknowledgement letter with photos and conditional offer. Then two days later I get a note to attend local station when I get in from work at 7pm, head out and walk up and take letters with me. Wait about for a bit and they get back take me into room and say they have to charge me with failing to respond, I say that isn't a legitimate charge I have correspondence from charging officer that shows I have responded, hence me arriving with my conditional offer.
They decided that they would have to charge me anyway and let the fiscal decide. I told them I would not accept or acknowledge any charge, this was a farse and unwarranted for them to continue their action in contradiction of evidence. I did offer that they charge me with being slow to respond, they didn't seem to like my injection of humour. He went to phone camera partnership, came back in a few minutes later saying he was confused but were happy to let me go and mark it down as a mistake. They tried to distance themself from the parternship until I pointed out it's part staffed with officers, and all correspondence thus far has been from PC's.
All smiles on the way out, but still...
/sighs
I like how that if I had not been strongly insistent that I was not getting charged for something I ain't done, they'd have just trooped on anyway.