As if her job wasn't hard enough...

Aww poor little thing.

I bet the attacker felt like a right **** when he noticed he just smacked a teenage girl.
 
My ex's dad did a bit of work as a mascot type person dressed as a hotdog. He unwittingly moved into a burger's territory and ended up in a full on punch up dressed as a hotdog and a burger in a shopping centre somewhere in Europe :D

I didn't want to believe it, but this guy's not a liar, such an awesome story :D
 
Girl or not, what kind of twit do you have to be to just go up and punch them in the face? Did he harbour an unnatural hatred for sponges? Did he think the costume was REALLY made of sponge and would absorb the impact of his punch? Was he demonstrating the kind of brain damage today's cartoons do to kids? Or was he simply wandering the streets with a few other apes of his tribe ****** off his stones because he had nothing else to do on a Saturday morning?
 
Mohinder said:
My ex's dad did a bit of work as a mascot type person dressed as a hotdog. He unwittingly moved into a burger's territory and ended up in a full on punch up dressed as a hotdog and a burger in a shopping centre somewhere in Europe :D
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LMAO.

The mental image of a hotdog and burger rucking is legendary.
 
Well it was her first day in the job and he was surprised when he realised it was a women.

More then likely he had some sort of grievance with the person that had the job before her and thought he was attacking him???

Just a thought
 
Paras said:
Well it was her first day in the job and he was surprised when he realised it was a women.

More then likely he had some sort of grievance with the person that had the job before her and thought he was attacking him???

Just a thought
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A 31 year old man (being charged) punched a 14 year old girl. A 14 year old girl is not going to have anywhere the same build as someone who the 31 year old is 'likely' to hit.

Although, your idea does hold some validity. Personally, I think the bloke is just a ****.
 
not everyone likes sponge bob

all tho in today's society I'm not at all shocked

last night my drug dealing neighbours got there house and all windows smashed to pieces by 3 youths wearing hoodies and carrying big lumps of wood

was quite amusing really 3 went in 30 came out it was like a circus clown car
 
Gaygle said:
You read the mirror.
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OH NOES! A biased tabloid!

Anyone who reads tabloids and allows themselves to be drawn in to such bias shouldn't be allowed to read it in the first place.

Tabloids are for news, not storytelling.
 
Gaygle said:
You read the mirror.
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Its just CBS and his daily news spam.

As like, you know, unless he brings it to us we wouldnt ever get to see it, apart from in the papers, the television, the internet, the radio, friends..... you know everywhere we look.
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Nix said:
A 31 year old man (being charged) punched a 14 year old girl. A 14 year old girl is not going to have anywhere the same build as someone who the 31 year old is 'likely' to hit.

Although, your idea does hold some validity. Personally, I think the bloke is just a ****.
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True but when dressed as a giant sponge it’s a little harder to dell the difference between a man and a 14 year old girl.

But still wrong
 
Nix said:
OH NOES! A biased tabloid!

Anyone who reads tabloids and allows themselves to be drawn in to such bias shouldn't be allowed to read it in the first place.

Tabloids are for news, not storytelling.
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Too many people do read them and believe them. I have the pleasure of reading one every now and then at work, and the amount of people take what the mirror says as the truth is quite staggering tbh.

and CBS, what is with the hourly news updates? I get the newspaper everyday, have news on my phone and on the net.
 
Mohinder said:
My ex's dad did a bit of work as a mascot type person dressed as a hotdog. He unwittingly moved into a burger's territory and ended up in a full on punch up dressed as a hotdog and a burger in a shopping centre somewhere in Europe :D

I didn't want to believe it, but this guy's not a liar, such an awesome story :D
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Post of the day!

I imagined gang warfare between the hot dog massif and the burger posse eventually culminating in the shooting of Biggie Mac. :D
 
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