Soldato
one of my ex's used to always say "i'm just gonna open up a can of worms and leave it here for you"


awkward balloon
So apparently some of my friends do certain things if an awkward moment occurs...
One does something with her hands and does an "awkward turtle", another apparently pulls at the bottom of her t-shirt/jumper and yet another does something else.
Anyone else ever heard of this? Personally I think they are a bit mental but maybe I'm in the minority by not having my own motion?![]()
its the best one cus then it makes it awkward for the people who dont knowThis is what I do.
That or I end up overly apologising and over-try to explain how things never meant to be/end up being awkward.
Basically just end up in such a cuffudle that the person feels sorry for the gibbering mess I become, laugh at me and tell me not to worry about it.
I get the spade and continue excavating, if I've said something and it's been taken the wrong way I usually try to explain it which often leads to even more of verbal foul-up. Seems to be quite entertaining for other people at least, if I'm really not helping myself and I've realised that then I'll point out I'm deep enough already and just shut up.

whats an example of an awkward moment?
I tend to look away and break eye contact, regain some of my lost composure then resume looking at them again as I speak. Sometimes I crack jokes and 'go into character' but this doesn't always work.

How exactly do you 'crack a joke' and 'go into charater' when you are in an awkward moment, i.e. when you get caught fapping furiously in your bedroom.![]()