Bad Joke.... How Do You Get

I don't get it :confused:

Not certain but I think you need to examine various alternative interpretations of "comes through your window" :D

What about:

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out fires!

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Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out flaming ducks!

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Sorry - I only ever remember really awful jokes :(
 
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?











2, one to hold the light bulb in place and the other to drink vodka until the room spins around. hohoho
 
Q: What did the light bulb say to the fuse ?

A: That's a blow !



Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: None. "It's a man's job."


Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, the new one and the old one.


Q: How many 'real' programmers does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: None. 'Real' programmers prefer LEDs.


Q: How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: "Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem ?..."

A: I'm sorry, we don't support that kind of lighting technology.


Q: How many gas fitters does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb.

;)
 
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out fires!
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Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out flaming ducks!

In the same humour 'genre'

Q: Why should camels wear sandshoes?
A: So they don't sink into the desert.

Q: Why do ostriches bury their heads in the sand?
A: They're looking for camels that went out without their sandshoes.
 
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