Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by something daft already!!, 25 May 2021.
civil servant to the cabinet then?
One more badly explanation on what I do:
I try my best to destroy something that the rest of the team has taken up to 2 years to design. If I break it I get to try and break it again once it's re-designed.
(gung-ho) building contractor?
I put spaces together on a sheet and send it to a group of people who ignore it and instead ring me and ask me questions I've already answered on the sheet.
I also have to deal with people who are very well paid asking me for something I've already given them but they can't see it.
habitual returner of PFI forms in daily newspapers?
#106 will give you a clue
GP or some kind of shrink?
I see dead people.
Day Job) I do precision guesswork based on shoddy data, provided by so-cal business experts (!) to achieve often comical outcomes.
Extra Duties) I stand up old ladies, electrocute folk when their hearts stop and any number of other things necessary before the emergency Morrison's van with blue lights arrives
I attempt to communicate with flying machines and get them to tell me what's wrong, so they can go and end the lives of bad people.
you breed hornets? That's pretty niche man! Penfold Hornet Whisperer...
Court of Protection
NHS Staff Legal problems etc
Now you just need a cop, a sailor, and a native Indian and you've found all the Village People.
There are times during the day when I feel dealing with hornets might actually be preferable!
I put things together, other people take them apart and I put them together again. This happens every single day, I always put things together to watch others take them apart. over and over again.
shelf stacker? Sorry, "Stock redistribution engineer"
not even close
Edit: Or some kind of freight/baggage handler packing airplanes/freighter ships etc
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