Badly explain what you do for a living.

Demon · 27 May 2021 at 00:16

My job consists of three key aspects:
1. I get paid to apply the same approach I take with my Children to some very intelligent adults..
2. I've found a way to exploit my super power of remembering every gadget/item I've ever bought (make/model/specs) to get paid more..
3. I help create things you prey to god you never need, but if you do need them, prey to god they exist..

Reality|Bites · 27 May 2021 at 00:26

so you're a catholic priest?

Demon · 27 May 2021 at 00:43

Sadly my brain can't 'do' religion.. I struggle watching star trek never mind wrapping my head around the bible.

cu3ed · 27 May 2021 at 00:45

People pay me to make pictures for them..my favourite crayon is blue.

adolf hamster · 27 May 2021 at 00:58

Reality|Bites said:
he works in pc world

a missed opportunity then

FortuitousFluke · 27 May 2021 at 01:01

adolf hamster said:
you either are, or would get along with, our purchasing department then

do you also go on holiday without setting out of office replies?

Thank you for replying to this message, I am currently on annual leave. If your query is urgent, that's incredibly unfortunate. Please be assured that on my return in 3 weeks time, I shall endeavour to fail to respond to you.

Reality|Bites · 27 May 2021 at 01:05

Alexa? is that you?

NathG79 · 27 May 2021 at 01:40

I bring water in.
I take dirty water out.
Oh, and I keep you warm.

cu3ed · 27 May 2021 at 02:23

NathG79 said:
I bring water in.
I take dirty water out.
Oh, and I keep you warm.

You're a kidney?

timebomb26 · 27 May 2021 at 03:13

I persuade people to part with exorbitant amounts of money to come to a foreign country and ignore the majority of it's culture.

Efour · 27 May 2021 at 04:36

timebomb26 said:
I persuade people to part with exorbitant amounts of money to come to a foreign country and ignore the majority of it's culture.

US marine corps?

Haze · 27 May 2021 at 04:52

Fill small rooms up with eggs

Name · 27 May 2021 at 05:32

I basically do a metaphorical poo and then the jannie cleans it up for free, they always do it for free.

Resident · 27 May 2021 at 05:54

I sit on my backside all day, turn a wheel and push one of two pedals. Sometimes I get to play the game of 'which peasant stinks?'

RDM · 27 May 2021 at 06:56

I simultaneously brainwash kids to be left wing communist revolutionaries whilst at the same time being a puppet of the right wing state indoctrinating kids to be pliant workers.

shadow_boxer · 27 May 2021 at 07:33

Fix people who always think they know more than me.

Arsonist · 27 May 2021 at 13:18

I try to explain to people who've paid good money, how we're destroying ecosystems and the world and that we need to change.

AndyT · 27 May 2021 at 13:23

I draw pictures and do sums about things which would clean up the mess that we might make by igniting a star in a tin can.

krooton · 27 May 2021 at 14:17

Normalised Big Brother to convince people that Costa Concordia is indeed a rare occurrence.

Blackjack Davy · 27 May 2021 at 14:28

RDM said:
I simultaneously brainwash kids to be left wing communist revolutionaries whilst at the same time being a puppet of the right wing state indoctrinating kids to be pliant workers.

Ah, you're fully paid up NUT then.