No wonder. Britains fast lanes are full of mirror avoiding idiots. We wouldn't have to be rude if people looked in their mirrors and realised there was much better car, clearly driven by a superior individual, trying to get past 
Beamer Drivers 'Rudest'
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Don
"White van men came second in the survey, followed by those in Audis, Fords and Land Rovers.Truckers were sixth"
So basically everyone else
So basically everyone else
Soldato
My "BMW" driving will either not anger you at all or it will totally wind you up.
If you are a person who just goes about their business and doesn't care what other people do as long as it doesn't impact you, my driving won't anger you. You'll have to adjust your driving for me far less than you would any other driver, and if you indicate/gesture politely, I'll let you in to any gap or I'll create for you so you can jump a queue/pull out of a junction/filter etc.
If you are someone who feels they have a God given right to police the roads, my driving will **** you off in the extreme, because often I sort of craft my own path that isn't strictly accordance with the highway code, and will likely jump ahead of you at any opportunity.
I also only return offensive gestures; I never instigate exchanges. I'm just trying to get where I'm going as efficiently as possible and every other vehicle is just an obstacle.
If you are a person who just goes about their business and doesn't care what other people do as long as it doesn't impact you, my driving won't anger you. You'll have to adjust your driving for me far less than you would any other driver, and if you indicate/gesture politely, I'll let you in to any gap or I'll create for you so you can jump a queue/pull out of a junction/filter etc.
If you are someone who feels they have a God given right to police the roads, my driving will **** you off in the extreme, because often I sort of craft my own path that isn't strictly accordance with the highway code, and will likely jump ahead of you at any opportunity.
I also only return offensive gestures; I never instigate exchanges. I'm just trying to get where I'm going as efficiently as possible and every other vehicle is just an obstacle.
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I think the coffee bean shuffle should be exchanged at every opportunity 
Soldato
lol i can see this thread becoming a 15 page bitch fest about BMW's...
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Its not just BMW its all them German car driving swine, ban the lot of them i say!
they can say what they like. i just rise above it and drive off in my superior automobile.
seriously though, there are few better all-rounders for someone who wants good to drive AND nice to sit in. If i cared what other people thought of me, there's a lot of things i'd change before my car.
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[TW]Fox;17565919 said:The irony of posting that using such terrible grammar is nothing if not amusing
yea i didnt have a very good education thanks to my secondary school beeing one of the ones failing to meet goverment targets (in the 90s) which i have never tried to hide on here....
the school was shut down and reopened with brand new members of staff and under a different name it was so bad..
please forgive me for not beeing educated at the same school as you , just because my grammar is poor doesnt mean im a a chav..
neither does a lot of chavs owning BMW's make everyone who drives them a chav i was just stating what i have observed in and around my local areas and that is a lot of rough looking street thugz owning BMW's
Soldato
Is it sales reps in new BMW's, people in sub £10K old knackers or just all BMW drivers in general?
I know a fair few, none drive any differently because they are in a BMW, they'd drive like knobs in whatever marque they where in.
Despite fancying having a laugh at BMW drivers, this story doesn't tally with my own experiences.
I know a fair few, none drive any differently because they are in a BMW, they'd drive like knobs in whatever marque they where in.
Despite fancying having a laugh at BMW drivers, this story doesn't tally with my own experiences.
Man of Honour
They spelt Beemer wrong.
Article credibility failure due to being The Sun, anyway.
Article credibility failure due to being The Sun, anyway.
these are the predominant offenders. Thrusting types who think a 320d means they have reached the big league and council estate types in 2-generation-old nails who demand RESPECK for their Wikkid Beemer innit
lol, way to address half the forum!
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Here come the council estate smears
it's possible to be from a council estate (i am) and not be a council estate type.
Soldato
On Sunday I was sat behind some moron woman in a Vauxhall Corsa 1.7CDTI who was sitting in lane 3 of the motorway when the entire motorway was clear. She was doing 60 mph. I was sitting well back (had my mum, dad and sister in the car so no aggressive driving allowed ) and i gave her a quick flash to move over. She didn’t. I waited another minute or so and gave her another flash. She moved over and gave me 2 fingers?
Survey’s like this are utter ******** because the chances are, she said in her head “bloody BMW drivers” when it was her **** driving that was really to blame.
O/T but later on that day, i was on another bit of the motorway (again, as clear as the eye could see) and there was a police traffic car in lane 1, in front of ANOTHER Corsa who was hogging the middle lane - the police car kept “swerving” from lane 1, to lane 2 and we were all confused until he put his blue lights on and made the Corsa move over into lane 1. Another middle aged woman in another Corsa who didn’t seem to have a clue about how to drive on motorways. Was good to see the Police doing something about this!
Perhaps there are a high proportion of BMW’s/Audi’s on the motorways who get frustrated with idiots that can’t drive and therefore give them a flash or a beep and then get branded as “RUDEST DRIVERS ON BRITAINS ROADS” by The Sun.
) and i gave her a quick flash to move over. She didn’t. I waited another minute or so and gave her another flash. She moved over and gave me 2 fingers?Survey’s like this are utter ******** because the chances are, she said in her head “bloody BMW drivers” when it was her **** driving that was really to blame.
O/T but later on that day, i was on another bit of the motorway (again, as clear as the eye could see) and there was a police traffic car in lane 1, in front of ANOTHER Corsa who was hogging the middle lane - the police car kept “swerving” from lane 1, to lane 2 and we were all confused until he put his blue lights on and made the Corsa move over into lane 1. Another middle aged woman in another Corsa who didn’t seem to have a clue about how to drive on motorways. Was good to see the Police doing something about this!
Perhaps there are a high proportion of BMW’s/Audi’s on the motorways who get frustrated with idiots that can’t drive and therefore give them a flash or a beep and then get branded as “RUDEST DRIVERS ON BRITAINS ROADS” by The Sun.
Soldato
I really should have put a
at the end of that!! I was going to put £3K Knackers, but for the comedy LOLz my fingers mistyped* it.. Disclaimer* - I was just meaning those that buy BMW's cheap for their name.. most people on here have decent sub £10K examples that are far from knackers...
My real assessment of the story was actually in the last two sentences!!!