Best bad news from the doctor ever

RadoX · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:03

So i go in to get my blood test results he says "Everything is good, there's no issues with your clotting system although (at this point i thought i had aids) your iron levels seem abit low but no where near anemic try and eat more veg"

so i now get free pass to be a alcoholic on Guinness i think so

also cool story bro

antijoke · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:04

Great.

mollymoo · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:05

anticonscience said:
Great.

The Dread Pirate · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:06

Iron Deficit for the alcoholic win!

merlin · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:08

There's more best bad news - this is the dullest thread of 2010 so far.

RSR · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:11

Unluckly mate, best get drinking.

OzyOly · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:12

Glad you don't have aids mate. It's so bad having to wait 6 months not knowing if you have HIV/HBV/HCV, possibly being infections (so no sex/bloody contact), just waiting for the antibodies to become detectable.

Cosimo · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:20

I was expecting the doctor to have given you four weeks to live. Now that would have been a cool stroy bro.

4T5 · 4 Jan 2010 at 10:29

merlin said:
This is the dullest thread of 2010 so far.

^^ That.

Efour · 4 Jan 2010 at 11:00

It did say you thought you had aids in it tho, which im sad to admit, made me laugh.

scorchisio · 4 Jan 2010 at 11:04

guiness has very tiny amounts of iron in so that probably will not help you

RadoX · 4 Jan 2010 at 11:11

scorchisio said:
guiness has very tiny amounts of iron in so that probably will not help you

what is this guiness you speak of ?

Cosimo · 4 Jan 2010 at 11:19

Take some iron tablets and don’t forget the lead for your pencil.

Deep · 4 Jan 2010 at 11:23

RadoX said:
what is this guiness you speak of ?

Regardless of spelling it still counts. Guinness doesn't have that much iron in it.

Trifid · 4 Jan 2010 at 11:25

Deep said:
Regardless of spelling it still counts. Guinness doesn't have that much iron in it.

Just drink more then.

Macky · 4 Jan 2010 at 11:30

Would have been better if you just said that you had aids.

Jokes pal.

Disco Boy · 4 Jan 2010 at 11:33

merlin said:
There's more best bad news - this is the dullest thread of 2010 so far.

Did tyou not read dmpoole's "I bought a new razor" thread?

gillywibble · 4 Jan 2010 at 12:11

So glad you don't have the aids.

mrk · 4 Jan 2010 at 12:47

gillywibble said:
So glad you don't have the aids.

Teeeheehee

Clum · 5 Jan 2010 at 19:15

Nice use of the pre-emptive "cool story bro"