Soldato
I say find a Greco Les Paul.
If you're lucky you can find like a late 70's-80's model for £420ish.
If it's an Epiphone standard Les Paul there was on in my local (near Glous) music shop in the Window for £280
I recon you should sell your balls, as I think [TW]Fox needs a pair, sure he'll give you a good price