Best excuses for getting out of things?

[~>Dg<~]

Well whats best excuse youve used to get out of a sticky situ .

ive used up all my sick days so im calling in dead

 

[Bobster]

depends on the situation


edit..you edited, so my response if now not that helpfull.

 

[HEADRAT]

Sorry I need to take my fag break! (always seemed to be an excuse of an old collegue when there was work to be done).

 

[Ripper]

Hard work never killed anyone.
























But i thought it wasn't worth the risk.

 

[voodoo_god]

the classic - hard drive failed, has got me out of many a situation

that and "dont look at me its my ISP's fault!"

 

[Bill101]

I find that saying ''That's above/below my pay grade'' stops people in their tracks.

 

[gareth.e]

i had to go to the doctors


or simply i felt ill

or i say: to be honest..... I'm a bit screwed...

 

[Jonny ///M]

Im usually honest about it.

"Im not coming back to your class cause its ****......em boring and i've got work later"

"I cant come in because im ill" cause i actually couldnt say i was out on the razz

 

[Gilly]

Im usually honest about it.

"Im not coming back to your class cause its ****......em boring and i've got work later"

"I cant come in because im ill" cause i actually couldnt say i was out on the razz

So not being honest at all then?

 

[Jonny ///M]

So not being honest at all then?

Well the second is as honest as i can be on the phone to them but they and i both know why im phoning in sick. Procedure tbh

 

[geeza]

I need the toilet. Depends on the situation, what sticky situation have you got yourself into?

 

[monkeyspank]

"I'm French"

 

[Gilly]

Well the second is as honest as i can be on the phone to them but they and i both know why im phoning in sick. Procedure tbh

Its still not honest though, is it?

Honest:

Marked by or displaying integrity; upright: an honest lawyer.
Not deceptive or fraudulent; genuine: honest weight.
Equitable; fair: honest wages for an honest day's work.

Characterized by truth; not false: honest reporting.
Sincere; frank: an honest critique.

Of good repute; respectable.
Without affectation; plain: honest folk.
Virtuous; chaste.

 

[28ten]

'I've got a seven day old baby' that covers everything

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

My cat ate it, sorry.
or
Me an the other half were having a bit of a domestic argument last night, and things got thrown. Unfortunately, one of those was my laptop, so no, you can't have that report today.

 

[Jonny ///M]

Its still not honest though, is it?

Honest:

Marked by or displaying integrity; upright: an honest lawyer.
Not deceptive or fraudulent; genuine: honest weight.
Equitable; fair: honest wages for an honest day's work.

Characterized by truth; not false: honest reporting.
Sincere; frank: an honest critique.

Of good repute; respectable.
Without affectation; plain: honest folk.
Virtuous; chaste.

"Rite 'en"

 

[Jonny69]

I slipped over in the shower and smashed my balls on the tap. I'll call you when I can walk again.

Note: only works if you are male

 

[Van Hellseek]

i have been known to claim false allergies...

 

[Dogoid]

auntie died is what ive used in the past, 4 times now.

also man on bus had heart attack, was used to explain why i was late.

 

[pinkaardvark]

Just say you slipped and fell on the hoover and now you have a prolapsed rectum.