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A man goes in to a fish and chip shop with a haddock under his arm and says to the fish fryer " hi, have you got any fish cakes?" The fish fryer says "yes sure" So the guy says " great i'll have one its his birthday" 
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Heres another, A man goes into a fish and chip shop and says to the fryer " hi could you put me a piece of haddock in please?" Fryer says "yes sure it wont be very long" so the man says " well it better be ******* fat then" 
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