oh stop carping on!
Best joke in the world
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oh stop carping on!
Not again....I hake it when everyone ends up doing fish puns
i know ive haddock nuff as well now.
but some are really funny and im trying n'octopus my pants.
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i know ive haddock nuff as well now.
but some are really funny and im trying n'octopus my pants.
yeah you went straight through the bottom of the barrel with that one.
Why did the whale cross the road?
to get to the other tide!
Soldato
im fishing my pants!
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The title is a total overstatement
Here's some more fishy goodness for you all
Here about the crab that went to pub and got p****d ?
He walked straight home
Here about the crab that went to pub and got p****d ?
He walked straight home
Soldato
Soldato
Op should be "best joke in the world according to Bassil Brush"
ahahahahaha the rest made me giggle that one really got a LOL think it was cos it was so simple lol
im so simple
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Not great but exams are over, so I'll let you off 
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Soldato
Thought I'd post too. Just for the halibut
Soldato
Good evening, here are the fish jokes.
Today on the beach I saw an old sailor smashing up shellfish. He was a prawnbroker.
Come back to my place, and we'll have a whale of a time, you can put your skates on and I'll wear my new shoes with the dover soles and the electric eels, to give you a nasty shark on porpoise. Then we'll go for a long hake on the road to manta-ray singing the tuna of salmon chanted evening and clam every mountain.
"And so the professor, Luke and Mary sailed out of the harbor in an armed ketch."
"Ah! I knew there'd be a ketch in it!"
"In that case, they sailed out in an armed tug."
"A tug of war!"
"Alright, a schooner."
"Schooner you than me."
"Alright, Frigate."
"No answer to that one!"
And you can have that in Whiting.
[/I'm sorry I'll read that again]
Today on the beach I saw an old sailor smashing up shellfish. He was a prawnbroker.
Come back to my place, and we'll have a whale of a time, you can put your skates on and I'll wear my new shoes with the dover soles and the electric eels, to give you a nasty shark on porpoise. Then we'll go for a long hake on the road to manta-ray singing the tuna of salmon chanted evening and clam every mountain.
"And so the professor, Luke and Mary sailed out of the harbor in an armed ketch."
"Ah! I knew there'd be a ketch in it!"
"In that case, they sailed out in an armed tug."
"A tug of war!"
"Alright, a schooner."
"Schooner you than me."
"Alright, Frigate."
"No answer to that one!"
And you can have that in Whiting.
[/I'm sorry I'll read that again]
Soldato
I would post a pun here but I don't want to make any anemones.