Best joke in the world

Tefal · 16 Jun 2008 at 22:38

Blue Cypher said:
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!

Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!

/wrists

Kitchster_uk · 16 Jun 2008 at 23:47

It warms the cockles of my heart to see this little Ray of sunshine in what has been a carp day all around.

As for the poo element, that's what has made my day so carp...

Cybermyk · 17 Jun 2008 at 00:10

Pollocks

BlackAle · 17 Jun 2008 at 02:51

Two fish in a tank... one says to the other... how do you drive this thing!

MR_Punk · 17 Jun 2008 at 08:51

I've not had a whale of a time in here.

*walks off shaking head*