Big Brother - Begins tonight on Channel 5

[Memphis]

My Brothers best mate is on the show this year! Small world!

Of course he is...

 

[Jimz]

Of course he is...

How is that hard to believe? They are not celebrities or anything...

 

[One More Solo]

He also says that he has a 50 inch chest and goes to the gym 'religiously' four times a week

As opposed to people that 'religiously' go to church once a week?

 

[Mark A]

Of course he is...

You won't believe me then, my brothers mate from school is in it .

Not sure which one he said though. I'll ask him tonight.

EDIT: Must be this guy: http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.u...del_aims_to_be_a_model_Big_Brother_housemate/

Apparently he used to put his head on the desk and pretend to be upset so he didn't have to do any work lol.

 

[Aeleys]

the old chick that got evicted her face when she saw there was a camera in the bathroom showing her naked.

classic lol.

 

[PAz]

Chris used to train at my gym, was known as the fat bloke with the squeaky voice. Never really saw him lift anything, he'd just walk around chatting about how many fights he'd been in and how cool being a bouncer was......

Asked me to join a new door team he was starting in Dunstable but I guess it never took off

 

[George Hincapie]

Hope there's some geordies in it again. Always provide top class sick banter. Most people don't get it if there not from up this way though.

You aren't a Geordie, you're a stinky Mackam

 

[Mark A]

Chris used to train at my gym, was known as the fat bloke with the squeaky voice. Never really saw him lift anything, he'd just walk around chatting about how many fights he'd been in and how cool being a bouncer was......

Asked me to join a new door team he was starting in Dunstable but I guess it never took off

So he's not really a woman then?

 

[The Big T]

He also says that he has a 50 inch chest and goes to the gym 'religiously' four times a week

I think he's got the words "Gym" and "Gregs" mixed up.

Its something to watch until the shows in America start up again.

 

[Mark A]

My brother tells me the lad he went to school with Arron, got chucked out of school in the last year for squaring up to the headmaster, so he could snap at some point . Although to be fair he seems pretty chilled out and normal compared to the weirdos they have had in, in the past.

I don't know if I will watch it though as I stopped watching when it went to channel 5.

 

[Kosmiche]

Big Brother Narrator

His voice.

I remember when it used to sound natural, but now it sounds over the top and stretching out the length of every word.

Is this how normal people sometimes speak?

Is the narrator just being comical for some reason (I don't get it)?

I've never heard anyone talk like this dude irl.

Thanks.

 

[Kosmiche]

"Laurens fryiiiing black puuuuuuuding for luuuuuuunch"

 

[Disco Boy]

I have no idea about what you are talking.

 

[Kosmiche]

He over elongates every word he says, it sounds wrong, is it some sort of in joke.

 

[Fenris]

Much like the contestants, the producers of Big Brother try to cram as many jabbering morons into their show as possible. They didn't see why the Narrator should be any different.

 

[Kosmiche]

Hmm I notice this guy narrates loads of programs.

But on big brother he sounds absolutely changed like he's trying to sound as dumb as possible.

 

[Efour]

stick a clip up ?

 

[Derek W]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 10 in the big brudda house.......is anyone still watching?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Does anybody else suffer from Geordie Narrator Tourettes?
Every now and then I catch his voice and I always have to repeat it to the annoyance of my family and of course I exaggerate it.

 

[Scott88]

I hate it, it's absolute muff cabbage!

I thought they could never get a worse presenter than Davina McCall, then comes along Brian Dowling. Guy irritates me so much!