Poll: Big Brother - THE ONLY THREAD FOR ANYTHING REMOTELY RELATED

[J1234]

Just seen an advert saying it's starting in 9 days. I'm sure it's earlier this year? Anyway, I wonder what sort of wierdos are in it this year.

 

[J1234]

cue everyone complaining about someone posting about big brother!

Was thinking that and wondering if I should have posted this thread. Also I heard a rumour that a bisexual nymphomaniac is being put it the house.

Edit: why was this moved from music/box office to GD?

 

[J1234]

tbh!

nuke it from space...

Fixed.

 

[J1234]

They just put weirder people in each year to make it more appealing and more people watch it.

 

[J1234]

yeh - probably they'll put a disabled person in it this year..

I have a suggestion - why not have 2 Big Brother Threads? One for whiners and one for people to talk about it. (probably not practical at all I know but just a suggestion)

I think it's better in one because it's funnier to read.

 

[J1234]

Also I heard on the grapevine that there will be a gay black extremist muslim getting married to an scientologist gay elephant on the show!!!! Should be AMAZING TV.

Lmfao!

 

[J1234]

Another BB? :/ Oh dear lord save us.

DEAR LORD SAVE US!!!

*cries quietly into a pillow and waits to die*

IIRC last year they signed a contract for another 6 series or something silly like that.

 

[J1234]

What the papers say will happen in Big Brother:

• Show starts with an all-girl house
• Housemates forced to sleep four to a bed
• Islamic contestant will wear a veil
• Raunchy peep show planned for sex-starved contestants
• Couples to be offered the chance to marry on air
• New-look house will have four rotating rooms
• Secret garden linked to bedroom to encourage romantic night-time trysts
• Contestants' partners to be put on display in secret room
• "Asbo teen" will wreak havoc in the house

Lmao, oh dear...

 

[J1234]

0It looks like it's going to be a good series

 

[J1234]

I will seriously **** myself laughing is the one 'hunk' they put in tomorrow is the biggest, fattest, UGLIEST bloke in human existance. Lets she who breaks first and takes him to bed Probably the granny Or the twins alternating each night

I think it would make better TV if they put the smelliest ugliest fattest bloke in there, then all the girls would be scared of him and it would be funny to watch.

 

[J1234]

Tbh i think a few of them look manly

The one with pink hair does, and the fat bisexual thing.

 

[J1234]

I read that all the woman in the house are supposed to be straight, to stop any thing happening between them so they can all fight over the boy when he arrives. Although that fat woman is bi, but I don't think any of the girls would take any interest in her even if she was the last person on earth.

 

[J1234]

Chris Moyles is a flaming idiot. Did anyone see him presenting Big Brothers Big Mouth yesterday? He absolutely sucked, he wasn't funny, none of his jokes went down well at all it was cringeworthy. He's nothing on Russell Brand.

What a pleb letting off big secrets on live radio

It's a shame they got rid of Russell Brand, I think he's very funny. I saw him and Noel Fielding live together a few months ago and he was hilarious.

 

[J1234]

I swear those twins have a mental age of no more than 7.. The way they were jumping around on the chairs and beds like children.

 

[J1234]

The pensioner will walk within a week I predict.

And also, do the twins count as one? As in you would vote for them both out at the same time?

Jokester

Hopefully separate, because that way when one goes the other will be in tears, and probably cause arguments, which makes good TV.

 

[J1234]

I heard a young man who was destined to go in the house, had managed to wriggle loose from the BB team that look after him before entering the house.

I'll try and find the source.

Yeah Davina said at the beginning of the launch on Wednesday that it wasn't true, along with the gay marriage etc.

 

[J1234]

what happened sum it up, football was on.

A butt ugly man with long hair was put it and they all fancy him, that's it really.

 

[J1234]

I really wanna stab that Charley in the lips.

And the nose!

 

[J1234]

Nah just the lips, the nose might try and attack me if I try and harm it.

Probably, she looks like a rhino, so her nose might get angry like a rhino would.

 

[J1234]

pic is not working, what was it?

bug one is right tbh, chanelle is lovely.

Something poking out of Emily's bra, padding or something.