Black tie dress code

Cummerbunds are the ****. I would go for cummerbund (partially optimal) and a wing tip collar shirt, which is essential. Also, ensure you wear a bow tie, not a normal tie, and shine your shoes excessively.

Edited for shoes...my alcohol intake exceeds regulations at this point.
 
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So far I've went for a dress shirt with a cut 1/2 cutaway collar that has the kinda Satan stripes on it.

I'm fairly slim, 30" waste - so it sounds like I'll be able to get away without a cumberbund.
 
So far I've went for a dress shirt with a cut 1/2 cutaway collar that has the kinda Satan stripes on it.

I'm fairly slim, 30" waste - so it sounds like I'll be able to get away without a cumberbund.

They're not just for fat people man, they're just part of the suit. Also, try for a handkerchief in the pocket...and war cufflinks! None of this button cuff ****.
 
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