shine your hoes excessively.
Only the shiniest of hoes will do.
So far I've went for a dress shirt with a cut 1/2 cutaway collar that has the kinda Satan stripes on it.
I'm fairly slim, 30" waste - so it sounds like I'll be able to get away without a cumberbund.
They're not just for fat people man, they're just part of the suit. Also, try for a handkerchief in the pocket...and war cufflinks! None of this button cuff ****.