BLOODY PRIVATE HOSPITAL BILL - Leave me ALONE!!!

Cuchulain · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:05

pheebs said:
Sent a few emails prior which is all straight laced and formal and it didn't work Hoping this one catches their attention!

Love some of the responses, made me properly lol! The spider is genius.

The beauty of it is I've paid And I have statements! And I have spoken to every Tom Dick and Harry about it! Either way, I'm off for a year and a half soon globe trotting so they can worry their knickers off about it whilst I'm elsewhere

This is you isn't it ...

http://ohinternet.com/Katy

Burnsy2023 · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:08

Go Pheebs!

KaHn · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:09

So..........do you enjoy it up the bum?

KaHn

omnomnom · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:11

pheebs said:
My Email to a debt collector... do you think they'll stop bugging me now:

I am THE stompy dinosaur anger.

I had the unfortunate experience last year of paying to go private due to a concern of on going pains in my side for over 5 months (and the NHS waiting list meant I would have to wait a further 6 months to be seen).

I seriously regret the day though of turning up at the private section of the hospital with all their wonderfully decorative fake flowers and a bimbo of a secretary that's equivalent to an annoying version of Eva-the-receptionist from Grim Fandango.

I am fed up of debt calls and threats of bailiffs... I just want them to BUGGER RIGHT OFF!! ARGhGHGRhghGHHHH

Could you be any ruder ?

imb4tman · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:12

You should really include that you contest the bill somewhere in the letter. Collection agencies are not supposed to get involved until after the amount has been agreed or non contested.

Threepwood · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:19

But have you actually spoken to the private health care people with whom the bill originates?

pheebs · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:22

Yup spoken with, they say it's all sorted but then I get all the calls

Burnsy2023 · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:24

KaHn said:
So..........do you enjoy it up the bum?

KaHn

I think this is the fundamental question that we need to get to the bottom of.

Threepwood · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:25

Well, as it is thier responsibility to sort these things out, I would be sending a letter like yer_averagejoe suggested to them. Then follow up if they do not do anything about it, follow up and take them for whatever you can.

The debt collectors have heard it all before. Dont waste your time with them, don't speak to them, nothing.

TheBigCheese · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:25

Please note I will not be held responsible for any broken IT hardware from any spillages or spitting out of tea due to reading the content of this email.

Just....what?

I hope you haven't sent this email to them.

As yer_averagejoe says, keep it simple, keep it straight to the point, provide evidence...but don't go trying to be funny, it just doesn't work especially in this context.

Jono8 · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:27

KaHn said:
So..........do you enjoy it up the bum?

KaHn

I thought this pretty much answered it:

"especially seeing as I was being accompanied by my boyfriend of 3 months and he witnessed the nurse leave the room with a bowl of "something suspicious".

freak2002 · 30 Mar 2012 at 12:42

KaHn said:
solidified ***

My vote, didnt want to get in trouble for the word tho.

booyaka · 30 Mar 2012 at 13:15

Has to be the worst email ever.

Your trying to sort out a situation about outstanding debts - instead you come across as a cocky, arrogant, chauvinistic idiot.

Grow up and deal with the matter at hand correctly and it might get sorted out - with that sort of email - i doubt they will even take it seriously and will continue to chase you for the debts

crinkleshoes · 30 Mar 2012 at 13:17

Rusty_Noob said:
Oh the ironing!

Dyslexia, deal with it... my point is valid and why would I ever put the same effort in to proof reading a post on here compared to an "official" letter?

Irish_Tom · 30 Mar 2012 at 13:39

crinkleshoes said:
Dyslexia, deal with it...

Yawn... it's a ****-poor excuse for lazy people. Deal with it.

Threepwood · 30 Mar 2012 at 13:45

Your trying to sort out a situation about outstanding debts - instead you come across as a cocky, arrogant, chauvinistic idiot.

Most chauvinistic girl in town.

crinkleshoes · 30 Mar 2012 at 13:49

Panzerbjorn said:
Yawn... it's a ****-poor excuse for lazy people. Deal with it.

Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Zefan · 30 Mar 2012 at 13:50

Wow, you are really, very bad at complaining. Like, seriously counter-productive kind of bad.

Dave M · 30 Mar 2012 at 14:10

Serious forum is serious - lighten up! It may do no good but at least it makes her feel better

Irish_Tom · 30 Mar 2012 at 14:18

crinkleshoes said:
Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

I didn't say it doesn't exist and I understand it incredibly well.

I stand by my previous comment.