Bog Trolls

[Stuff]

I never give 'em any money... I'm perfectly capable of working a tap and hand dryer, even when stone-cold drunk!

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

I saw once once in Echos night club in Loughborough -for those who have never been there (which will be most people) it is the most filthy dive I have EVER been in.

Oh look, in the toilet is a (black - why always black?) bog troll.
He is literally stood in an inch or urine. How revolting and humiliating.
The only thing I can think of is that he makes much more money than a minimum wage job.

I have never and will never tip them. I find them very annoying.

 

[cymatty]

The only thing I can think of is that he makes much more money than a minimum wage job,

He also probably pays zero tax and NI on the earnings, so you can add 30% to his earning straight away.

 

[PardonTheWait]

The only thing I can think of is that he makes much more money than a minimum wage job,

MUCH more, got to be. Once it gets to about midnight, they're getting a quid a couple of times a minute. That's 3 hours of probably £100 an hour.

I reckon they must take £400+ every night, easy.

 

[rypt]

hate bog trolls

 

[Jingo...]

It sounds like there's an opening for a well-spoken, butler-esque (and of course, white) 'refresher' gentlemen in the market!

 

[cm1179]

they're all over midlands clubs

''freshen up for the ladies, the punani''

i just want to go to the toilet in peace please?

 

[Greenlizard0]

MUCH more, got to be. Once it gets to about midnight, they're getting a quid a couple of times a minute. That's 3 hours of probably £100 an hour.

I reckon they must take £400+ every night, easy.

A couple of quid a minute? :/

 

[Belmit]

I saw once once in Echos night club in Loughborough -for those who have never been there (which will be most people) it is the most filthy dive I have EVER been in.

Ah, Echo's! Terrible, scarring memories I have of that place. Anyone know if it's still going?!

 

[MiNxYyY]

MUCH more, got to be. Once it gets to about midnight, they're getting a quid a couple of times a minute. That's 3 hours of probably £100 an hour.

I reckon they must take £400+ every night, easy.

Erm i doubt it.

Every pot in the toilets in the clubs around here are empty.

Id be very surprised if they took more than £50 a night.

 

[Uther]

I dunno,you moan about people on the dole,now you're all moaning about people who actually have a job!

 

[Hedge]

freshen up for the punani, punani puunani, freshen up for the punani, weee love puuuu*****

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

I dunno,you moan about people on the dole,now you're all moaning about people who actually have a job!

I bet these bog trolls take all their toilet money and do not pay tax or NIC on top of jobseekers as they are simply working on the backhander.

I somehow don't think a bog troll is going to be an honest, considerate, contributor to society.

 

[Dunks]

Ergh, these guys really **** me off.

They always get a quick 'No thanks mate' every time they try and dry my hands...

 

[_Jimlad_]

im sure somewhere some fat white englishman is making a good 50% of his cut

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

im sure somewhere some fat white englishman is making a good 50% of his cut

They probably are. My comment was that they look dodgy rather than the colour of the bog troll.

 

[danza]

I've been bog trolled once, and that was on my stag weekend in Blackpool. He offered me 'one for the ladies' which was quite amusing I suppose.

 

[Jacob (:]

I just let them put soap in my hand and give me a towel to dry them then leave!

I have no desire for more aftershave so i have no need to pay?

 

[Microwave]

I saw once once in Echos night club in Loughborough -for those who have never been there (which will be most people) it is the most filthy dive I have EVER been in.

Oh look, in the toilet is a (black - why always black?) bog troll.
He is literally stood in an inch or urine. How revolting and humiliating.
The only thing I can think of is that he makes much more money than a minimum wage job.

I have never and will never tip them. I find them very annoying.

Ah, Echo's! Terrible, scarring memories I have of that place. Anyone know if it's still going?!

HAHAHA YES!

It is still going, I have experienced the same thing!

 

["andy"]

OP what did you pay him a quid for ? surely you only pay if you get something off them ?


''freshen up for the punani''

i think the only reason clubs let them in is because its basically a free staff member to keep an eye on the bogs