bored gimiie a link or a joke or something

1. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
2. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. 3. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
4. It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
5. Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
6. It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
7. Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.
8. I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand.
9. His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.
10. Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.
 
1. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
2. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. 3. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
4. It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
5. Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
6. It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
7. Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.
8. I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand.
9. His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.
10. Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.

Wow.
 
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